Mission Completed: Pirates!

Clearing his throat, Da long gave Captain Momo his most brilliant smile before saying, "My name is Da long!"

Her eyebrows shot up as she registered his name. "Big Dick? What an interesting name! I heard of another Dick before, I think..."

Da long blinked as he thought, 'she may be a pirate, but she's still dumb as a brick.'

"So, what's this about another dick?" Da long asked interestedly, trying not to snicker.

"I don't know. I heard that the Sun God Emperor has a right hand man whose name is Dick Qing. Apparently he always screams, "Let's give them a good Dick Qing!" before battle." She thought about it for a moment, then sighed. "I don't get it. Men always laugh when they hear it, but I fail to see what's so funny."

Da long nodded in appreciation. "You're absolutely right. It's not funny. I should be the only one giving a good Dick Qing here."

Momo cocked her head slightly. "Was that supposed to be a joke too?"

Before Da long was able to answer, a scuffle sounded, and several of his girls returned from the other ship lead by Tian Leng and Xinyi. Behind them, they dragged a steel cage.

Speaking out, Tian Leng addressed Da long with a glare. "Husband, we found this rat on their ship and have brought him to you."

Da long frowned lightly as he saw her displeasure. "Why are you so upset?"

"Hmph," Tian Leng snorted. "This rat touched a couple of your wives' butts; is that enough to be upset over?"

Da long's eyebrows raised before he smiled sinisterly. "Did you cut his hands off?"

Tian Leng shook her head. "No, we were going to, but decided to wait for your verdict."

Da long nodded and with a smile said, "ok, drag the rat up here for me will you?"

Tian Leng and Xinyi nodded before taking the other girls to pull the cage up.

At this time, Captain Momo said to him, "you should probably punish him. He's a slave merchant from the Sun God Emperor's territory, who came over to capture girls. We sunk his ship and killed the crew before setting the girls free. We only took him alive so we could punish him properly."

"That's a thing?" Da long asked in surprise.

Momo nodded. "We have borders, but that doesn't mean everyone will stay within them. It's impossible to watch over every piece of territory, so this happens a lot."

Da long nodded again. At this moment, the ladies had pulled up an iron cage directly in front of Da long, Captain Momo, and the standing Kuini.

"Ah, dear savior! Thank you for saving me! These violent women have been harrassing me for days now! You can call me: Big Dong like all my past girlfriends have, hahaha." The man laughed as he thought he was hilarious. He once again swept the girls with his lustful eyes, then squinted them as if to hide the fact.

One of the women tied up to the side suddenly shouted out, "Don't listen to him! He's an evil bastard who likes to abuse the bodies of women! We only captured him so the boss could torture him properly!"

Hearing this, the man's sweaty face faltered. "Ah, esteemed master, this girl is confused. I was simply... lost, yeah, I was lost and they mistook my cry for help as me lusting after them. This is the truth, I swea-"

Da long frowned at the man. "Big Dong? That can't be! My name is Big Dong!" Although he didn't really care, he pretended to be discontent. He slid Captain Momo off his lap and stood up to cast an angry appearance.

His women looked at each other before frowning.

"Yeah! That loser stole husband's name!"

"Shameless!"

"I bet his real name is Little Dong!"

"Yeah! ... What is a dong anyways?"

"I don't know, but it seems important!"

"..."

"Throw him into the ocean." Da long said before he looked away.

"Eh? EH?! You can't be serious, this-" The man began sputtering as he heard his fate being decided so nocelauntly.

"Ok husband," several women said before grabbing ahold of his steel cage, and heaving it off the side of the deck. A long scream was heard before a loud splash drowned it out.

Nodding appreciatively, Da long motioned the tied up girls to come closer. "Now let's figure out how to deal with them, right?"

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Da long had allowed all the captured pirates to return to their ship while only Captain Momo remained with him. Their ship followed directly beside Da long's.

Although Captain Momo didn't quite understand why; she quite enjoyed being on Da long's lap. To the side, Kuini pouted slightly, but otherwise didn't complain.

Rubbing her bottom lightly, Da long showed off his shining white teeth to her as he smiled. "So if I remember correctly, you mentioned about this 'Pirate Queen,' before, right?"

"Mhm!" Momo said excitedly. "They say she's the only woman who can stand up to the Moon Goddess in a fight, and can even threaten the Sun God Emperor! It could be said that if the Moon Empress controls the land, the Pirate Queen controls the seas."

Nodding in contemplation, Da long asked, "can you take us to go see this Pirate Queen?"

"Well, I can try," she replied pensively. "But don't get cocky. Even if you're stronger than me, the Pirate Queen is virtually unbeatable. I can take you, but you have to remember to be respectful."

Behind them, Kuini, Tian Leng, Xinyi, and his other women snickered to themselves. They knew that asking Da long to be 'respectful' towards the Pirate Queen was like asking him to cut off his impressive dragon. Impossible.

It was a guaranteed that he was trying to meet her so he could take her in as a wife.

Ignoring them, Da long nodded and replied, "that is a given of course. I am already more than lucky to be meeting a woman of her stature."

Agreeing with him, Momo nodded. "Indeed. I am already lucky just to know her. The Queens Festival will be held in roughly 3 months to celebrate her birthday. You should prepare a gift, and we can meet her then!"

"Good idea!" Da long said in appreciation. Speaking of 'gifts,' I have one for you!"

Momo's eyebrows shot up, before she smiled brightly. "Really? What could you possibly have for me?"

Once again the women behind them snickered. They knew very clearly that his 'gift' to her was the taste of his big dragon.

"Hmm, you'll have to follow me to my cabin if you want to get it. Are you interested?" Da long put on an innocent face as he asked her.

Slightly puzzled, Momo nodded; oddly feeling no desire to part with Da long. "Ok, I guess that's fine. Gee, this is kind of exciting! The last gift I got was a few years back from my little sister!"

Da long chuckled as he admired her. While she had the appearance of a 'bad girl,' with her braided cornrows, tanned skin, and sharp eyes, she seemed otherwise innocent.

"Then what are we waiting for?" He looked over towards Kuini and Tian Leng before winking. Catching his hint, both girls faces got visibly brighter before they went on either side of Momo and grasped her arms.

They walked quickly after Da long and entered into the luxurious cabin. The woman outside just watched with a smile as the cabin door slammed. They began to form into groups and chat.

It wasn't five minutes before all the women interrupted by the voice of a woman screaming out in pleasure. Eventually, they went back to their normal business as the moaning of three women continued for over two hours.

At the two hour mark, there was a mini explosion as light shot out from the edges of the cabin door. The women outside could clearly feel that someone had made a breakthrough to the Enlightened stage.

After several more moments, the door flew open as Da long stepped out; this time with Momo latched tightly onto his arm, and a huge smile on her face.

"THAT WAS FANTASTIC!" She shouted with a special glow radiating from her skin.

On his other arm, Kuini chose to cling, while Tian Leng was forced to jump into his embrace and wrap her arms around his waist.

Da long looked at the rest of his women as he smiled. He knew it was a good choice to set sail with them.