A new life
' Uh huh Uh huh '
I can barely breathe anymore ... This freaking rock ... What is it made out of ???
It's the middle of the night ... The stars are shining in the sky while a cool breeze can be felt . It's the perfect atmosphere for ...
"WRESTLING WITH A FREAKING GIANT ROCK OVER NINE KILOMETERS UNDER THE GROUND !" [Scythe]
But , I won't lose !
Using all my force , I keep drilling ... Again ...
'Creak ... Creaaaack'
In the end , the drill starts moving a little ... Ha ha ... Did you think a simple rock could stop me ?
'Pfew'
The drill enters two meters in the ground ... It looks like I did it !
'Rumble ... '
A huge tremor starts the next second ... Everything is shaking ... I can barely keep my balance as the ground almost seems to move away from my feet ...
Huge cracks appeared everywhere ... There is no time to think ! RUN !
I go in a totally random direction , running at top speed . Still , it looks like the area this tremor affects is huge ... As it would be expected ...
"I am ... Surrounded !" [Scythe]
My only chance is to jump ... But there is an over five meters gap ... I don't have much time left as the little ground I am staying on right now starts falling down while the gap gets even bigger .
I run with al my might and jump ... But I know my body better than anyone ... Making this jump is ... Impossible !
While falling in the ravine there is only one regret in my mind ... I am sad that I couldn't taste the Giant Watermelons this year !
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White light surrounds my body ... I feel light ... Did I die ? But if I died , then how come I am still conscious ? Still , there is no pain , no feeling whatsoever , no scents , nothing . It's just warm ...
Soon , the light starts dimming down ... I am sited on a chair ... In front of me, a woman that I never met before stands on a similar chair with mine ... She is beautiful . Blue eyes , long silky blonde hair and a voluptuous body that could make any man drool in seconds covered in a sky blue robe ... She might be the most beautiful woman I ever met ...
In my life farming is the most important thing for me ... I just love seeing the seeds getting planted , then emerging from the grounds and growing in an attempt to conquer the heavens ... But , at the same time , I am a healthy , seventeen years old man ... Females are a must ! Fun too!
Still , if I were to have to choose between farming and women ... I am not sure what I would choose ...
"So you are the one that killed me ..." [Azazel]
Uhh ... This is Azazel's voice ... There is no mistake ... Everyone knows his voice ... Turning my head to the right , there stands a slender man dressed in a leather jacket and black pants ... From his back, two black wings can be seen ... Furthermore , his shoulder long black hair glitters giving him an otherworldly feeling ...
"Uhh ... What is going on here ?" [Scythe]
The one answering my question is the beautiful woman before me .
"Well ... Listen well ... My name is Peria . I am the goddess in charge with all the souls in this galaxy . To put it bluntly ... You died . But , during a fortunate accident ... you actually managed to destroy Azazel's Main Crystal body ! " [Preia]
Wait a second ...
"That rock that I encountered while digging my well , was your crystal body ?!?" [Scythe]
"Hah .... HOW THE HELL WAS I KILLED BY AN IDIOTIC FARMER WHO WAS DIGGING A FREAKING WELL ???????????" [Azazel]
'Hahahahahahhhahaaaa'
"OMG ... My stomach is hurting ... HA HA HA HA HA " [Preia]
"Uhhh ... Whatever ... I killed you , sorry ... But you were in the way ... Still ... What happens now" [Scythe]
"Holly shit ... Can you be any more passive ???" [Azazel]
The goddess finally stops laughing and looks at me with a serious expression ...
"Well , by killing Azazel you actually earned a huge amount of Heavenly Karma ... This is why you are allowed to be reincarnated with your current memories in a different world ...
This is an amazing opportunity . Don't worry , I've prepared everything already ...
You will be reincarnated in a peaceful world as a Dragon Knight .
Away from the Dragon God himself that protect that world , there won't be anyone capable of threatening you ! You will be able to do anything you want . To have any woman you want ... [Preia]
"Uhhh ... Do I really have to ... " [Scythe]
"You will be able to create the biggest and best farm that existed !" [Preia]
"Good ... Let's go ... new world , farm , beautiful woman , farm , dragon knight ... Farm !" [Scythe]
"Ha ha ha ... Verry well then ... Good luck !" [Preia]
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The endless sky is before me ... I stay tall atop a mountain peak looking down at some small villages in the distance ... A few moments ago I've been reincarnated as an almighty Dragon Knight in this world . I can feel the power surging through my veins .
With this body, I'll be able to work the land all day long and still have enough energy to entertain a woman at night .
'Ha ha ha ha ha ha !'
"Huh ?" [Scythe]
In the distance, a big bird can be seen flying towards me ... No, wait ... That is a dragon ... And the feeling that I get from him is that he is actually way stronger than me ...
That means he is the Dragon God that protects this world ... Coming to welcome me ... Such a nice fellow !
The big dark Dragon God lands near me . He closes his head to my body and says in a deep voice .
"Are you Scythe ?" [Dragon God]
"YES ... Yes, I am !" [Scythe]
"Good ..."
'Chomp !'
A sense of pain inundates my body ... He actually bit me in half... What the hell ?!?
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The same warm light ... The same goddess ... The same place ... I died again ...
"Uhhh ..." [Scythe]
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah !!!! Serves you right ! You killed me while digging a well and now you were killed in less than two minutes after you were reincarnated ... HA HA HA HA !" [Azazel]
"I am sorry ... I ... Don't know what happened ... This should not have happen ... Still, it happened... But how ... Why ?" [Preia]
The beautiful goddess is panicking ... But it's not a big deal ...
"Just reincarnate me again ... Somewhere without dragons this time if possible !" [Scythe]
"Sorry ... That's impossible ... You will go to heaven now ... I am truly sorry ... "[Preya]
" Tell me only one thing ... Can I farm in heaven ? " [Scythe]
"No !" [Preia]
Wait ... No farming ? Then what's the point ...Isn't the heaven the place where everything should be beautiful and all dreams should be fulfilled ? Then why ... Why can't I farm there ... That is not heaven ... That's hell !
"Hey, kid ... There might be a way to be reincarnated again !" [Azazel]
"Eh " "Huh "
Both I and the beautiful goddess are stunned ... Another way ... If I'm reincarnated then I'll be able to farm ...
"How ! Tell me how !" [Sctyhe]
He looks at me with a slight smile on his face ...
"Well , you can't be reincarnated again in this world ... But there is a certain place where you could actually be reincarnated : The world of gods .
Still , there is a problem ... To be able to get to the world of gods , you need a divine soul . And you don't have that ...
But I have ... I am a divine soul ...
So here it's my proposition. If we don't do anything , then I'll go to Hell and you to Heaven .
But , if you want we can both go to the Gods Realm . One body , two souls ..." [Azazel]
"Uhh ... That is possible ... But he wouldn't ever agree with you Azazel!" [Preia]
"Only one question Azazel ... If we do this , then who is going in control of the body ?" [Scythe]
"You will ! It's your body ... You will be allowed to choose when to allow me to take over and when to control it yourself ... If you don't believe me , ask that goddess over there ..." [Azazel]
Praia looks at me with a serious face then responds in a grave tone .
"It's true ... You will be in charge ... But your body won't be a human's one ... It will be the combination of a Dungeon and a Human ... A dungeon Lord ... You will ..." [Preia]
"It doesn't matter ... I accept ! Let's do this !" [Scythe]
"Good !" [Azazel]
He raises from his seat and comes to me . His hand touches my forehead and his soul transforms in dark strands of light as he enters my body ...
"Hah ... Whatever ... Take care !" [Preia]
The goddess waves her hand and a white , blinding light surrounds me ... Again .
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'Hahh '
This world looks beautiful ... Huge green fields with no mountain , trees or settlements in sight ... A beautiful place ideal for Wheat !
"Hey, kid ... Can you hear me ? " [Azazel]
"Yeah ... I can see you too !" [Scythe]
This is kinda weird ... Azazel's soul is in my body ... I have control over the body , but I feel like I can pass the control to him at will ... Furthermore , if I concentrate , I can see his soul as a young slender man completely dressed in black leather with dark wings on his back floating in my mind ... It's kinda strange , but I'll get used to it in the end ...
I try to move a few steps forward but there is something wrong with my body ... I try analyzing myself from every angle ... WAIT A SECOND !
"WHY THE HELL AM I A MOTHER FREAKING BLACK BUNNY ???" [Scythe]