So That's How It Is

In a dark room, a comm suddenly spoke.

*Longing, Rusted, Furnace, Daybreak, Seventeen, Benign, Nine, Homecoming, One, Freight Car.*

"Target..." A dry emotionless voice spoke out.

*The Nakamura Household*

"Acknowledged..."

Somewhere in Japan

"Hey, the kids are asleep wanna have some fun?"

"CUT, perfect just a little editing and you'll look more like the slut you're, madison."

"Great!"

*BOOM* *CRASH* Explosions were heard around the whole set, bodies laying on the ground splattered with blood and debris on them.

"W-why are you doing this they did nothing wrong..." Madison frighteningly asked.

"ラデオン,目的."

*Thump* *Reloads shotgun*

*Has the "Target" been eliminated?*

*Yes...*

*Goo- * *Static*

*Crack* A child with golden hair and white eyes appeared out of a bright orange portal. "Oh man, they did a number on you, Jonah. Or should I say Dimitri, Odin, Edward, and finally... Zero. Wait... I forgot Dante."

A straight cut went towards the child. *Slash*

"Hey, Jonah but with multiple names calm down. It's me Darryl."

"..." Repeatedly fires bullets. *Pew, Pew, Pew*

"Alright since you keep wanting to shoot me, you forced me to do this... Let thy mind raping COMMENCE!" Darryl joyously yelled out.

"AHHHHH" Jonah with multiple names screamed.

In the void. our protagonist can be seen sitting on a couch eating pizza rolls while watching his past on a flat-screen TV.

"Wow... so that was me?"

"Yop" Darryl responded while eating a handful of pizza rolls.

*Heavy Gulp* "Ex-convict, experimented, cybernetic implants, cryogenically frozen multiple times, assassin, hypnotized, slave of Radeon, and mind raped by yours truly. Oh and multiple identities/ names." Darryl explained sarcastically as if he was at a candy store.

"Well damn..." he muttered while looking at his robotic left arm.

"So... what do you want to be called now? Since you have multiple names of course, might I suggest faggot?" Darryl responded to Jonah, laughing at the end.

"What no, I'm not gay. As for the name let's go with... Dante, it sounds badass."

"Alright "Dante" mind explaining to me why you never received the letter?" Darryl asked annoyed.

"Well other than being frozen multiple times for 300 hundred years and losing my sanity I did get one letter, but it wasn't the "actual" letter." Dante explained.

"What did it say?" Darryl asked.

"I don't know it was in my hand's for a second then disappeared immediately." Dante answered confused. "Wait, aren't you supposed to know this since you told me you were going to watch me?" Dante immediately asked with anger lingering in his voice.

"Ok, Dante. I was taking a shit so why the fuck would I watch you while taking a shit?" Darryl asked with annoyance.

"How would I know you're taking a shit?" Dante asked while his voice was getting louder.

*sigh* "This is getting us nowhere come here." Darryl told Dante. "This might hurt." *Gulp* Dante nervously went towards Darryl.

*Crack* "Woah what's that." Dante asked curiously at Darryl.

"That's a rift I'll show you how to make them. Insert your right arm in it and think about the letter then pull your arm out of it." Darryl commanded Dante.

"Alright." Flashing golden light came out so bright the void would seem as if there was a rave.

"Now hand me the letter." Darryl asked.

"Here." Dante handed the platinum golden letter towards Darryl.

"Ain't that a thing..." Darryl muttered to himself.

"What is it?" Dante asked nervously.

"BigBoss tried to send you something but it was blocked." Darryl answered Dante's concern.

"By who?" Dante asked.

"That's the thing, I don't know who but I can feel their foreign magic radiating from the letter." Darryl answered with a solemn expression.

*Screeeech* A rift suddenly opened, an amused yet cocky voice spoke. "Well hello, there seven."

"Oh god... Dante hold on to me where leaving." Darryl spoke within Dante's mind without hiding the annoyance in his voice.

"Why?" Dante asked Darryl confused.

"Cause my ex is here and she will most likely attempt to use you to get back at me." Darryl explained as if this had happened before.

"So... Are you boys just going to stare at each other?" Darryl's ex spoke.

"Shut the fuck up thot us men are having a bro talk." Dante yelled.

Darryl's ex furrowed her eyebrows, displeased with the way she was spoken to. "How dare you speak to me like that you peasant, do you not know who I am?" She spoke with arrogance.

"Other than charging low prices for sucking dick, no." Dante spoke.

*HA, HAHAHAHA!* A mysterious voice laughed out loud.

"Oh hey, Bossman!" Darryl greeted an old man with messy hair, wearing a scholars robe while holding a staff that said ~Ass Destoryer~.

"Son stop calling me Bossman!" Bossman yelled out loud. "Especially you author!" (Bruh.)

"And you Amy leave my son alone, every Observer knows you were only riding that dick of his cause of his ranking." Darryl's dad spoke.

"What the fuck did I just get into..." Dante muttered to himself.

Amy Blushed and yelled. "SHUT UP! ASSHOLES!" She shouted before leaving from the same portal.

"Is she a hoe?" Dante asked.

"Yes." "Yeah." Both replied at the same time.

"Wow... So did you come for the letter grams?" Dante asked while ignoring Darryl glaring at him.

"Yep." Darryl's dad spoke ignoring Dante calling him gramps.

"Alright let's see... Huh someone tampered with the letter I sent you... Ok, I have good news and bad news. Which would you first like to listen to?" Darryl's dad asked Dante.

"Tell me the good news first." Dante asked nervously.

"Good news is your qualified to take the first course to become an observer." Darryl's dad told Dante.

"Ok, great!" Dante yelled with joy.

"Bad news it's in 3 days." Darryl's dad warned Dante.

"Is that bad?.." Dante asked with confusion.

"Yea and no, you have battle experience worth a couple hundred years. The bad thing is you don't know how to use your.. Here it is Space Magic... Hold up. How in the flying turtle backhanded anal râpe did you manage to acquire Universal lawbreaker Magic!?!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

"Darryl." Dante Immediately spoke afraid of the old man's Staff called Ass Destroyer.

"HAHAHA, I like you boy. Out of every Observers champion/successor your the only one smart enough to pick this." He spoke out.

"Wait you mean there are others like me?" Dante asked curiously.

"Yep, all around the multiverse." Darryl's dad answers Dante's question.

"Woah..." Dante muttered.