So You're a God

"So you may be wondering who I am?"

"Well yeah." Jonah answered eager to know who was speaking to him.

*Crash* A crack was heard from seemingly nowhere *pop* then an orb appeared so bright it would seem as if there was never an outline.

"MY EYES, MY FUCKING EYES!" Jonah cried out.

"Oh shit, hahaha sorry about that."

Then the orb slowly materialized into a small child.

"So this was my old body... Huh, feels weird. How long has it been?.."

"Hey stop muttering you child." Jonah yelled.

"Oh yeah, I never told you my name did I?"

"No." Jonah replied.

"Welp, my name is Darryl, you're in my domain/dimension but I like to call it The Sand Box." Darryl proudly stated.

"Ok... So what's with these "Powers" you talked about?" Jonah asked.

"Oh that... You see when you become and Observer it's somewhat of a big deal. To make it easier to explain you're God, creator of all in the border you are entrusted with." Darryl explained.

"So basically you "Observers" control universes?" Jonah asked.

"Yep." Darryl lazily replied.

"And you're trying to make me into one?" Jonah asked.

"Yes and no, it's really up to you. Mainly I'm doing this cause well... It gets boring seeing the same old thing so I thought why not just use that mistake the observer in you're universe made to my advantage." Darryl shyly replied

"So basically I become God!" Jonah Excitedly asked.

"It's a bit more difficult really, but I will give you a small power-up." Darryl explained to Jonah then put his hand on Jonah's soul.

*long fart*

"..." Jonah's lip twitched while staring at Darryl in disgust.

"Are yo-"

*fart*

Darryl shushes Jonah. "just let it happen..."

Jonah sniffs the air "It smells like Onions and ketchup..."

*cough* "Alright I'm sorry about that, now I'll give you a little boost, you have two wishes." Darryl.

"Anything?" Jonah asked.

"Yeah, but I'll have to put some limitations for now." Darryl replied.

"Alright give me some time to think." Jonah.

"Ok." Darryl.

'Alright, Jonah you have 2 wishes think... Wait.' "Hey, Darryl can I get a fully functional human body without using my wishes?"

"Yeah" 'Smart kid I could have made him use his wish or given him a disabled body, he knows how to play his cards right.' Darryl thought to himself.

"Also Darryl can you lend me a pencil and paper?" Jonah asked with a smirk.

"Yeah" *pop* three objects appeared.

"Ahhhh!" Jonah cried out as he felt his insides being ripped to shreds, hot scorching nails entering his limbs and organs, his eyes being punctured by a serrated meat knife. Overall feeling like hell existed and he was there.

*uncontrollable laughter* "Oh yeah I forgot to warn you when a soul enters a new body a test will take place to see if that body is stable enough to store the soul if not both body and soul burn to nothingness." Darryl smiled at Jonah's pain while explaining why he is feeling unimaginable pain.

"Th..anks Darryl.." Jonah tried to speak but give in to the fatigue.

"So I guess it was a dream..." Jonah muttered to himself, as he looked around his room.

"Oh no, you're not dreaming at all." Darryl stood at the doorway resolving Jonah's concerns.

"Well, shit and here I thought I was dreaming." Jonah told himself. "Alright now, where is the pencil and paper?..."

"On top of the drawer." Darryl answered.

"Thanks." Jonah went towards the drawer picked up the pencil then began to write.

Minutes passed as jonah wrote and wrote on that single piece of paper while thinking 'How is this pencil not dull or even broken?...'

"Here." Jonah gave the paper to Darryl.

"What's this?" Darryl asked.

"The things I want to be granted in one wish." Jonah proudly declared.

"How about this you choose 3 things from this "list" of your's." Darryl grinned at Jonah's failed plan.

"Alright, beggars can't be chooser's, let me get... Eidetic memory, Space Magic, Universe lawbreaker." Jonah had thought for a long time and choose these three still remembering he has one wish left.

"Wow, you have quite the sum there. I'll allow everything except Universe Lawbreaker, the reason being your not strong enough." Darryl explained.

"So now what?.." Jonah questioned.

"You go explore universes galaxy's planets for a couple million years mabey more." Darryl responded.

"Can I go to worlds like anime, novels, movies, tv shows and stuff like that?" Jonah asked passionately.

"Yes and no." Darryl answered.

"What do you mean Yes and no?" Jonah asked hesitantly.

"Depends on the man upstairs." Darryl pointed to the sky with pride and respect.

"Your boss?" Jonah asked.

"Yeah." Darryl agreed.

"Enough talk about Bossman, every 10-20 million years tryouts commence, they commence do to observers wanting to quit or new universes are made."

"How many universes are there?" Jonah implored.

"let's see 200,500,200,980 universes." Darryl admitted. "They're made and then destroyed by Bossman, if he doesn't then the most intelligent race end up killing themselves."

"Alright, time for you to go!" Darryl shouts at jonah.

"Wait what do you mean?" Jonah exclaims at Darryl.

"Jonah you will forget the day we meet and your past life by the time you reach a certain age or do a certain act a letter shall fall from the heavens and explain how much time you have left!" Darryl shouted.

"Wait what!" Jonah not being able to hear him gets pulled through a portal.

"Wait I don't think I told him I'll be watching, eh who cares." Darryl muttered to himself.