Prompt: Every time a human eats a sandwich, a sand witch loses a bit of their power. You are the leader of the last remaining sand witches and your coven is about to launch a last ditch effort to stop the consumption of sandwiches once and for all.
Rule: Not more than 500 words.
>> Destiny's Attempt <<
"Ladies, this is it," I said, looking at the few witches left in my coven. Over the years, the number of sisters in the sand witch coven dwindled with the increase of sandwich joints like Subway.
"Today, we must do or die trying. This cannot go on, too many of our sisters have died. People must stop eating sandwiches."
Murmurs of agreement echoed in the cave and I raised my hand to ask for silence one more. The plan was simple but I've spent an entire night without sleep to mull over our chances of success.
"The plan is simple. In order to stop people from eating sandwiches, we must introduce a new choice of convenient food and remove the sandwiches from the menu of human food history forever. I've reacted a plan to do both so hear me out."
"Tomorrow, we will make large batches of pizza and enchant them with a spell to erase people's desire for sandwiches. A group of us will infiltrate the library of history and destroy the recipe for sandwiches so that the humans will never be able to recover it. The other group will pose as pizza delivery girls and distribute these pizzas to every household. When this is done, the sand witches will recover our powers and become the most powerful coven again. Let's show the pizzazz witches who the true rulers are!"
Screams and cackles of agreement echoed in the cave as pots brewed and ovens were fired. Tomorrow, we go to war.