Meeting God

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Hi, my name is Peter Bacon, now I know what your all thinking, who am I and what am I doing here. well, you're about to find out.

flashback.

It was a completely normal day, I woke up, got out of bed, and stretched my limbs while letting out a slight grunt. After that, I decided to go freshen up and get ready for the day. Now I wasn't the most handsome man in the world, but I wasn't ugly either. I had black hair, cut pretty short, brown eyes, and a pretty nice jawline.

Oh, by the way, I am 6.1 ft. tall not too impressive but keep in mind I'm a junior in high school, so I was gonna be pretty tall when I was older. After I finished admiring myself I started to get ready, brush my teeth, comb my hair, wash my face, etc. After finishing everything I started walking towards the kitchen.

"Hey Mom, hey Dad," I said with enthusiasm.

My Dad glanced at me and continued reading the newspaper.

A little background about my dad. He has dark black hair with some grey ones creeping up from his sideburns. He was pretty mean at times, he just liked to seem tough I guess.

"Hey, Peter, have a good rest," my mom said while cooking breakfast.

A little background about my mom as well. She has brownish-black hair, a decently attractive face for her age, and was one of the most loving people you will ever meet.

"Yea I slept pretty well," I said while walking up to her.

I gave my mom a hug as I passed by and then continued to the table. Once I got there I saw a plate with scrambled eggs and two pieces of toast and bacon. I quickly prayed to God and started to dig in. We were a pretty religious family. I didn't believe in God, but I prayed so I wouldn't get in trouble with my parents. I finished my breakfast pretty quickly, my Mom always made great food.

"Thanks, Mom, delicious as always," I said while running towards the door.

"Aaaaa, aaa, aa, arent you forgetting something," She said while tapping her cheek.

"Fiiinne," I grumbled.

I walked over and gave her a kiss before rushing out the door.

"Love you Peter, stay safe," she yelled.

"I will Mom stop being such a worrywart," I said as I starting to jog away.

I wasn't in the best shape but I still jogged and weight lifted a little bit to keep a moderately toned body. However, while I was on my morning jog I suddenly saw something in the sky, it was pretty small and looked like a shooting star. I sat there and admired it for a few seconds, however it was getting bigger fast, so fast that I couldn't get out of the way and it smashed right into me obliterating me.

Before I blacked out all I could do was curse my stupidity for not moving out of the way. All of a sudden I woke up while taking a huge breath.

"HAAAAAA HHA hhhaaa hhhaa,"

After I calmed down a bit I started to analyze my surroundings. I was surrounded by completely white walls. Out of nowhere a random guy that looked like God appeared right in front of me and I almost jumped out of my skin.

"Fucking, Asshole you almost gave me a heart attack!!!" I screamed while catching my breath.

After I calmed down a little bit I got a better look at him, he had a classic white beard, long wavy white hair, a white robe, and piercing green eyes that looked like they could see through everything.

"Hey, I know this may be sudden, but you died because of me," He said nonchalantly.

"WAIT, SO YOU CAUSED THAT METEOR!!!" I screamed while glaring at him.

"Yea, I was picking my nose and flicked a booger, apparently it hit you and obliterated you." He said while blowing on his finger.

I was pretty shocked but after a little while, I realized I could take advantage of this.

"Okay, shouldn't you at least give me some compensation for killing me?" I asked.

"Yes, well I planned to give you a few wishes. With limitations, of course, nothing to OP and you can't wish for more wishes. Then I plan to send you somewhere else so some other God can deal with you," He said in a bored tone.

Okay, I needed to think carefully. One wrong word and I'm screwed. However, while I was deep in thought "God" interrupted me

"Hey, hurry up I don't have all of eternity for this I have other stuff to do man," he said obviously bored already.

"Okay, I wish for you to reincarnate me back into my old fami,,,

"Denied, sending you back to your old world is too much work." He said.

It seemed this shitty old man really hated work. I thought for a good bit before coming to a conclusion

"Okay for my first wish reincarnate me in Naruto, and for my second wish give me great chakra control, and for my third wish make me Sasuke.

"It shall be done, except I never said you had three wishes I said you had a few so your first two shall be granted, but the third one, NAH, I'll just pick a random clan for you." He said while grinning ear to ear.

After he said that I started to lose consciousness.

"WAIT PLEASE TELL ME I WON'T BE A GIRL AT LEAST I DON'T WANNA BE A TRAN!!!" I yelled while trying to stay awake.

"Well, better hope the God of luck is on your side or you'll have an interesting body HAhahhahaha PWAAHAHAHAHA" He laughed with a sadistic smile present on his face.

His shitty laughing face was the last thing I saw before blacking out.