In Another World

As I suddenly regained consciousness I was swimming forward surrounded by white tadpole looking things. I suddenly realized I was a sperm, and I was in a life or death situation. All of a sudden I started swimming with all my might trying to beat my brothers and sisters to the egg.

It was a vicious race I pushed and shoved, doing everything I could to make it there before everyone else. But when I got there, I saw someone had beat me there, so now what? Well I just plucked it out like a radish, I could swear I saw a single tear as I took his place but that's all in the past now.

"YEEEEESSSSSS I DID IT!!!"

Is what I wanted to say but I didn't have vocal cords. So now that I'm here human anatomy started to take its course an umbilical cord attached itself to me and I blacked out from exhaustion.

Time skip nine months

As I suddenly regained consciousness I realized I was being squeezed through a small tunnel very slowly, but all of a sudden I stopped moving. The tunnel started to split open and two blood-covered hands grabbed me.

"THWACK!!!"

All of a sudden I felt a sudden wack on my ass. I was in so much pain and shock I wanted to scream, but when I did some viscous liquid came out of my nose and mouth and I took a huge gulp of air. However since I was a baby my nerves were a lot more sensitive than adults my ass still stung and I did what any baby would do, cry.

"WWWWAAAAAAA WAAAA WWWWWAAAAAAAAA!"

I looked up to see a masked man that I assumed was the doctor and tried to flip him off, but I couldn't control my arms so I just slightly rose my hands. Of course, the doctor thought this was cute and chuckled lightly, but all of a sudden he had a sad look on his face. out of nowhere, my father burst into the room.

[For his appearance goggle Aburame and imagine a middle-aged man]

"HOW"S MY SON AND WIFE!!!"

"Your son is fine but your wife didn't make it through labor. I'm sorry." He said while lowering his head in guilt.

"WHAT, WHY, HOW!!!" My new Dad shouted enrage and sad at the same time.

"She just wasn't strong enough, she died of exhaustion I'm sorry I couldn't save her." The Doctor said his head dropping even lower than it was.

You could tell he was really sad I mean which doctor wants their patient to die.

"I'm sorry for my outburst doc, it's just this is a lot to take in," My Dad said a lot calmer than before.

"I know, at least she gave him a name before she died, Shoni, Shoni Aburame," the doctor said cheering up a little bit.

there was an awkward silence between the two for a second before my Dad finally spoke up

"Let me see my son," He said while reaching out both his arms.

The doctor gently handed me over to my dad being extra careful.

"Just like your mom wanted ill make you into a fine shinobi." He said with conviction while staring right at me.

Seeing and hearing of my mom's death made me extremely sad and emotionally unstable especially knowing that I was the cause of it. All of the stress just piled up and I passed out again.

"WAAAA WAAAAaaa!" Was the last thing I said before falling asleep.

Pov change the father

After the doctor handed my son over to me I started to calm down quite a bit. I really wanted to go over and check on my wife to just see if she was alive even if the doctor said she was dead. But, I had something more important to do.

I had to uphold the Aburame clan's traditions. After I calmed a bit I took a scroll and summoned a pouch of insect eggs. I needed to transplant these into my son so he could use our clan's techniques.

It was a pretty exhausting process transplanting hundreds of insect eggs into a baby and making sure they didn't suck him dry of chakra. However, I finished and he was officially part of the Aburame clan.

"Whew. Thanks for letting me use the surgery room Doc. It would have pretty hard to do this once he woke up," I said trying to lighten the mood.

Ever since I started the doctor hadn't said a single word. It seemed he didn't want to offend me seeing my wife just died.

"I'm sorry for your loss sir, but I have another surgery in 20 minutes so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave," He said awkwardly. "I cleared up my schedule so you could perform your clan's traditions, but I really need you to leave."

"Alright, I understand Doc," I said while walking towards the door. "Also try not to be too hard on yourself Doc I know it's not your fault."

After I got out of the hospital and arrived at home I just started breaking down. I couldn't hold back any longer and started crying while holding my son.

[Time skip a few hours - Pov change back to Shoni]

"WAAaaaa" I screamed as I regained consciousness for the third time. Damnit! Why do I keep passing out!? While I was lost in thought it seemed my father had noticed me waking up.

"Hey Shoni, who's a little baby, you are Shoni, yes you are," my father said while walking over to pick me up.

Now from an outsider's perspective it just seemed like a father loving on his son. But to me, oh no. He looked fucking insane making weird faces and blowing raspberries on my belly. But, much to my discontent, it tickled like crazy and I couldn't help but let out a few childish giggles.

"hehe hahahaha hahaha"

This went on for a few minutes until I found a loophole. What if I just cried? babies cry when they're unhappy right? This is common sense so he should get the memo. All I have to do is cry, right? Wrong. How can you cry when you're being tickled by someone!? The next few minutes consisted of him being stupid from my perspective and me trying to force out tears. After this went on for a while a sudden.

"Gwaaaoaooo" Sound came from my stomach.

I have never been more thankful for being hungry in my life. However, I failed to realize that would mean I would be bottle-fed.

"Aaahhhh, my little Shonis hungry. Don't worry Dad will get you some food," he said while putting me in my crib.

Finally! I thought starting to feel relieved. I would finally have some time to sort out my thoughts and figure out what to do right? Wrong. Instead of going to the kitchen to boil some water he just took out a scroll, made a hand sign, and poof! A bottle of milk magically appeared. Okay, but he still has to heat it I thought.

Nope. All of a sudden his hand started to glow a red tint. Wait a minute how can he use fire chakra?

"All done Shoni. Dad heated the milk up so it's nice and warm for you," he said while bringing the bottle closer to my face.

This is when it clicked and I realized I would have to be bottle-fed. Me having the mindset of a highschooler I instinctively tried to resist.

"There there, Shoni don't worry daddy will take care of everything just open your mouth and let me stick my bottle in it," he said while picking me up from my crib.

No stop don't stick your bottle in my mouth. Someone call the cops for rape this ugly middle-aged man is trying to stick his bottle in my mouth HEEEEEELLP!!! But, it was too late once the bottle touched my lips my instincts took over and I started sucking automatically. This was possibly the worst day of my life, but who knew that the worse was yet to come.

"gggwwwwaaaooo"

Uh oh. That did not sound good. Wait, NNNOOOOO IF I SHIT THAT MEANS I HAVE TO GET MY DIAPER CHANGED. Is what I wanted to say, but all that came out were cute baby noises yet again before a nauseous smell started to permeate throughout the room.