Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Just before sunset, everyone finally walked out of the forest. The training ground ahead of them was beckoning them over.

"We're here, we're here. We finally arrived."

"I can't believe I actually walked such a long distance."

The team was sweating all over as they looked at the campsite excitedly.

"I really don't know what kind of place my company has dumped me in."

"When I go back, I will definitely settle the score with my manager."

"This is probably the most I've walked in my entire life."

"There will never be a second time. This was even more tiring than when I climbed a mountain last time." They all wouldn't stop complaining.

With just a glance from the five teachers, they walked quietly to the campsite.

You still have the energy to complain? It seems like you aren't tired enough.

It Feels Like There Are A Hundred Bugs On My Face