Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

He solemnly answered, "Someone like me or Jinyan, of course!"

Ye Erruo's expression completely darkened when she heard that answer, and she could not help wishing to smash the lunch box she had in her hand right into this shameless fellow's face.

Bo Jinyan hastily cut in to play mediator. "Don't mind him. This friend of mine loves to crack jokes."

The woman shot the other man a loathful gaze in return. I can pick whatever man I want. It's none of his freaking business. No one but me can pinpoint the faults of my man.

"Darn it!" Yu Lingfeng's mood was down in the pits as he sent his fist smashing into the car door to vent his anger.

"Lunatic!" she commented sarcastically.

Bo Jinyan's friend is being really hateful! He's behaving like a wacko who has just escaped from an asylum.

Things instantly became awkward in the car.

Growl… Her stomach suddenly made a sound.

Sir, Young Master Is Looking For You!