Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

She exploded in fury right there and then. "I'm saying that you, Lin Jingxuan, are a vile, disgusting creature!"

Drat! The ominous feeling Lin Jingxuan had gradually made him panic.

A satisfied smile graced Mo Jiangye's face as he regarded his wife with indulgence. "What do you think of leaving him comatose?"

The woman lifted a brow. "Leaving him comatose? I sure love that idea."

How wonderful would it be if he could only lie motionless in bed with no contact with the outside world?

He then led her to the table, where there were six bottles of colorful drugs. "Do you know what these are?"

"Marvelous drugs," he answered mysteriously.

"Inject the red one into his body and he'll die by laughing to death."

Jingxuan stared at the back of the couple in horror. It was hard for him to even move a finger, let alone try to escape.

These Things Were Never Yours to Begin With, So They're Not Yours to Give