Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Who are you calling a mistress?" Qing Ning could no longer contain her rage.

"Whoever intends to become a homewrecker and snatch my man for herself will be considered a mistress. I wasn't referring to you, Ms. Qing Ning," said Ye Erruo ever so innocently.

The woman stood up, stomping her feet with her hands trembling in fury before all of a sudden turning around and leaving their table.

She let out a smug snort as she picked up her drink and took a sip. And I thought she was so capable.

Behind her was a gleeful Mo Jiangye, whose eyes were smiling crescents. His arms were tightly wrapped around his woman's waist.

"You're holding me too tightly. Loosen your hold." Ye Erruo looked down and tried to pry his hands away.

Alas, not only did he not loosen his hold on her, but he hugged her even tighter than before. "Okay, repeat what you said earlier."

I Do Not Have Enough Lobsters to Eat