Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Mo Jiangye shot his wife a look. "So you have been secretly eating lobsters here behind my back?"

"Xiao Ruo…" Yao Tiao's voice echoed from behind.

"I think Red Bean is out of kibbles. Help me buy some when you come over tomorrow so I won't have to make a trip to the store."

A dark, flustered look took over her face as she hastily pulled her friend aside. "Okay, I got it. I'll get someone to deliver the kibbles here tomorrow."

Meanwhile, the man frowned. "What is this Red Bean you're talking about?"

"It's a dog. Yao Tiao is pet-sitting someone else's dog."

He was hypersensitive to dogs now, especially ones with the name Red Bean, so Mo Jiangye's face sank even further.

"Bingo." Yao Tiao nodded fervently.

I Have Some Interest In Dogs. Could You Bring Me to Take a Look At It?