Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

The woman stifled a shudder. "W-What?"

"Are you raising that ugly mutt behind my back?"

She adopted a look of ignorance. "Pardon?"

"Go on! Go on feigning innocence all you want." The man stomped his foot on the ground twice.

"That's the dog Yao Tiao was paid ten million yuan to temporarily pet-sit. It has nothing to do with me."

Mo Jianye scoffed. "Then why did you shower before returning home?"

"Don't you have a dog allergy? Of course I have to shower to get off any dog fur that might have landed on me before coming home."

"You know all about my dog allergy. That's why you never go around touching dogs, save for that ugly mutt!" he said eerily. There it was. She had admitted the truth about that dog.

"Showering here before going home is a habit of mine."

He gripped her shoulders. "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

She could not come up with an answer.

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