Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

The young chap nodded his head with a serious look. "Yes, I underestimated the opponent. I'll punish myself later by running at least ten kilometers. Now, let's tuck in."

"He he he…" Wang Yiyang, who was sitting beside him, patted his shoulder again sympathetically.

"Since when has he stopped working out?"

But then again, they'd had a few sparring sessions not long ago.

"Sis-in-law, if you are harassed again, don't defend yourself with utensils. Lift your high heel and kick him in the crotch so he'll remain impotent for good." Xu Xu tried to change the topic.

"LIttle sister-in-law isn't wearing her high heels today."

"All she needs to do is kick with her leg. Wearing heels is optional."

"That's right. There's another way. Use your two fingers to hook his eyes."

"Yes, or you can use your elbow to hit his chin or nose bridge."

"Get Boss to teach you some self-defense tactics."

Baby Ruo Is So Intelligent