Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"The match is about to start!" Not far from them, someone suddenly got up and ran out.

"The show is about to start, Boss. Do you wanna watch?"

"Let's go! I haven't seen a diamond the size of a human head."

"How useless! You better step aside. Boss and sis-in-law, you can ignore them. Please continue your hanky-panky."

"I can't bear to watch the two of them any longer. I want any girl to be my wife after looking at them." That person grumbled.

"What kind of match is that?" Ye Erruo asked in astonishment.

"A man that looks strong and stout will join the fighting match later, but what is more amazing is his two black diamonds that are as big as human heads. Most of the people are actually here to catch a glimpse of the diamonds."

"The diamonds are as big as human heads?"

"Yup! You also find that unbelievable, right? They also come in different colors: black and pink."

I Think It Is Time For Me To Get A Wife