Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

The man showed off the scarf wrapped around his neck with unabashed pride.

Knowing fully well what the man was trying to do, Yao Tiao quipped, "Oh, wow! This must be from Xiao Ruo!"

"How pretty." Ji Sichen tagged along with his own comment.

"It's so wonderful to have a wife who knows how to cook and knit scarves."

The woman in question merely ate her food in silence with a sigh. The childish devil had surfaced again.

"Hey, Young Master Mo. I see that you have a matching pair of scarves with Xiao Ruo."

"Yup, these are matching couple scarves. It took my wifey many days to knit them."

"I'm so envious," Yao Tiao couldn't help commenting with a laugh.

"Alright, let's tuck in." Ye Erruo quickly placed a piece of meat on his plate.

The woman's lips twitched again. Slowly, she picked up a piece of meat with her chopsticks and brought it to his mouth. "See if this is too spicy for you."

I Want Wifey To Feed Me!