Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

She would rather share the meal with the rest or not have it at all to avoid any embarrassment.

He followed the direction of her gaze to the two people on the other side of the table…

His words felt like little arrows that frostily pierce their hearts.

"Tsk tsk tsk… It's unethical to display your mushiness openly in public," Yao Tiao retorted with a smile as she added the ingredients to the hotpot stock.

The man simply replied, "She hasn't had breakfast yet and she shouldn't be eating this on an empty stomach."

"Alright, alright. Xiao Ruo, you better have your dumplings now." Ji Sichen shook his head in resignation.

The woman gave them a contented smile, took one of the crystal dumplings, and brought it close to her man's lips. "Why don't you have one too?"

He then took two of these and stole two big gulps of her soybean drink!

He Saw Two Lumps of Sh*t