Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

Xu Xu was thoroughly enjoying the moment as he hugged her close to his chest.

Just as the story was beginning to unfold on the screen…

"Is this a horror movie? It's so scary!"

The man quipped happily, "I think so."

"Xu Xu, it's too horrifying! You have to protect me!"

"It is just a film. Don't be scared."

"Don't be afraid, I'm here." He hugged her closer to him as he tried to comfort her with his protective presence.

The two buddies sitting at the back could not help twisting their lips. What? Is this considered scary? There is no sight of the poltergeist yet!

In the meantime, the other lady was munching on french fries as she holed up snuggly in her man's arms. Her eyes dared not blink as she stared at the screen for fear of missing any action. Likewise, except for some eerie effects, she could not find anything scary about the film.

I Am Scared, Baby Ruo