Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

He carried the woman to the bed. Just as he was about to cover her with the quilt, she hurriedly crawled into his arms.

Well, she was actually wide awake!

She pondered it with a frown. This was not a bad idea considering that she wasn't sleepy. At the very least, it would save her from his insatiable sexual appetite.

The man smiled to himself. His wicked plan was working! He reached over for his phone on the bedside table and searched for a horror thriller.

"Why are we watching a horror movie again? Aren't you afraid?" She sounded displeased as she grumbled in his arms.

"Yes, I am. That's why you need to protect me."

In the end, the woman decided to feign fatigue. "I'm sleepy now."

Not As Good As My Woman