Cashew Seed

"Ah…" She is so tickled that she is defenseless against his attacks. "You can choose to marry me or to die!" By then you will become the first person in history to die from tickling. "If you dare to reject me, I will make sure to ravish you until you yield to me."
He is the hegemon in the business circles. He is the mysterious big boss that calls the shots. He is cold, ruthless and cruel. He would resort to unscrupulous divisive tactics to achieve his goals, making people tremble with fear.
One day, a group of bachelors asks him with tears in their eyes, "Big boss, what makes sister-in-law fall head over heels for you?" He arches his eyebrow. "I love and pamper her, so that she only has eyes for me."
She turns furious at his reply. "Damn! You are shameless, can't you phrase it in a nicer way?
"I love three things in this Universe. The Sun, the Moon and you. The Sun for the morning, the Moon for the night, and you forever!" 
"…"

Stubborn Love of a Roguish Scion

"Am I that good-looking?" Mo Jiangye asked her with a strange look on his face.

The woman quickly slipped away from his grip. Her face was red and hot by now, and she hardly dared to look him in the eye.

The man was so upset with himself for scaring her away that he almost wanted to punch his own head. He had not held her in a long time and wished he had held her longer in his arms.

"Thank… Thank you…" She lapsed into talking gibberish as her heart was pounding fast.

His face sank. So she has indeed…

D*mn it! D*mn it! D*mn it!

That d*mned grotesque jerk! He swore he would make that fella pay his dues when he saw him again.

"Boss, can you move the rabbit closer?"

"That's right. Who can strike the bunny when you've placed it so far away?"

The men started to grumble with sullen faces.

"No way!" The owner refused flatly. They must be kidding, right?

Ye Erruo Is Amnesiac