A Rough Night

     After Jim's last comment Susan just stood there in awe. "Why though?" Asked Susan.

     "If we do not get everyone on board with opening the magical realms there could be a war between the humans and the magical races.  We cannot afford that, we need the magical races to help rebuild the world." Jim thought for a moment. "All this is future Jim's problem. Right now we need to go to our home and retrieve the souls of Jacob and Matthew."

    "Ok present Jim, we need some way of getting there, it is an hour drive by car. You don't suppose we walk in the zombie filled world for a hundred miles do you?" Asked Susan looking concerned. "You said you had an idea earlier when we were outside."

    "Oh I do indeed have a plan, but first we need to get some sleep, it has been a long day. I am exhausted." Jim said as he yawned. "Don't worry you'll see come morning." Jim yawns again.

    "Right I guess we should get some rest." Susan sighed. She was totally hyped up at the thought of getting her kids back and still had a ton of adrenaline from the zombie slaying earlier. "See you in the morning." She said as she left the room.

    "So where do I sleep?" Asked Astros.

    "Do gods even sleep?" Jim responded.

    "We can if we want to. Nothing is off limits to a god." Astros said proudly.

    "There are plenty of open bed chambers just pick one and go to sleep." Jim replied.

    "Ok then I pick yours darling." Astros said with a smile.

    "Then I will pick a different one." Jim said.

     "Then I change my mind to that one." Astros' smile grew.

     "Your not going to give up are you Astros?" Asked Jim with a concerned look on his face.

     "No darling I always get what I want." Astros said as he ran his hand through his hair.

     "Fine, let's just go to bed, I am too tired to care." Jim yawned again.  He then exited the room and Astros followed him to his chambers. As the entered the room Jim removed the covers from the bed and was about to lay down when he noticed Astros. "What are you doing?" Jim asked.

    "What does it look like I am doing darling? I never sleep with clothes on, it feels so restricting." Astros calmly said.  "You should lose your clothing as well darling it will make the cuddling so much better."

    Jim sighed. "No thank you." Jim got in the bed fully clothed and created a wall of blankets between where he laid and where Astros was going to lay. "No cuddling either." Jim said while maintaining eye contact with Astros, to try to ensure he understood.  Jim turned off the lights and went to sleep.

     The next morning Jim awoke to something poking him in the back, he also felt very warm and heavy.  Astros had removed the blanket wall between them and was now holding on to Jim's back. Completely naked. Jim was not happy. "ASTROS!" Jim yelled. "GET OFF ME!" Jim continued to yell. "I TOLD YOU NO!"

    Just then the door opens, it was Susan, she was responding to all of the yelling and went to check out what was going on.  She had just gotten up herself, her hair was a mess and her shirt was crooked exposing one of her assets. "What's going on in here?" She asked. Then she saw them on the bed, Astros completely naked on top of Jim holding him tight and Jim struggling with all he had trying to free himself from the grasp of a god. "Oh, I will just leave you two to it then…" She said as she left the room. Jim's face went pale his one hope just left him. Just then the door slams open and Susan enters yelling. "AS IF! Get off him you crazy psycho god!" She runs over to astros and pinches his butt as hard as she can and twists it.  That got Astros attention as he sprung up, now standing on the bed showing the world all his glory. "Eh I've seen bigger."With those words Susan shattered Astros who then fell to his knees on the bed.

     Jim took the opportunity to flee the room when Astros let go.  Astros who looked like he was about to cry looked at Susan and said, "Why fairy girl? Why be so mean first thing in the morning?" With those questions Astros pops up again this time smiling, as if a thought had just crossed his mind.  He picks Susan up by the waist and hold here so that she is at eye level to him. "So fairy girl, tell me who was bigger?" Astros was intrigued he wanted to know who could have a package larger than that of a god's.

     Susan looks down again at Astros' member. "Which one?" Her words cut Astros deep again. Not only was one mortal larger than the package of a god, but now there were more mortals larger.  Broken Astros just put Susan down and she left the room. "Breakfast will be done soon." She said as she left. Little did astros know that Susan had never seen one quite that large before, she was just messing with him.

     In the mess hall Jim was already sitting down at the table, he looked to be traumatized by the events of the morning. As Susan enters the room he finally notices her attire. "Oh Susan your shirt." Jim said, trying not to stare, but totally staring.

     Susan looks down at her shirt and just fixes it like it was nothing. "Oh thanks Jim, thought it felt drafty this morning." She said while tucking her boob back in her shirt. "I'll make breakfast just hang tight for a bit ok?"  After some time passes she comes back with three plates. "Oh has Astros not decided to grace us with his godly presence yet?" She smiled as she thought about how she messed with him. "Be a dear Jim and go get him while I set the table."

     "I'd rather not be alone with him Susan." Said Jim sheepishly.

     "Oh he is mostly harmless, I don't think he will mess with you much today." Said said with a smile.

     Jim gets up and goes to the bed chambers where Astros is still sitting there on the bed.  As Jim approaches he can clearly see Astros on the bed. "What is he doing?" He thought to himself.  Astros just was sitting there, with his penis in his hand. Staring at it. Just a blank stare. Jim did not know what to do at the moment, but he knew he needed to bring Astros for breakfast.  "Ugh Astros? You alright?" Jim asked.

    Astros just looked up at Jim, dick still in his hand. "IS IT SMALL JIM?!" Astros just looked puzzled and completely lost in thought as he yelled his question.

    "I am not answering that." Jim said. "Look I just came here to tell you breakfast was ready. Put some clothes on and come to the mess hall." Jim said while backing out of the room.

    Jim walks back into the mess hall where Susan had finished setting the table. "Looks great!" Exclaimed Jim.

    "Thank god for doomsday preppers I guess!" Joked Susan.  "Lets dig in."

     Astros entered the room a little while later, he looked sad and broken.  He just sat in his chair and stared at his food, as if he was lost in thought.  "Thanks for the food fairy girl." Astros said softly.

     "Oh don't mention it Tiny." Susan said with a wink. Unable to contain herself she also started to laugh at her own joke.

    "Enough!" Astros said as he slammed his hands on the table. "I AM A GOD! YOU WILL NOT MOCK ME!"  Astros began to glow with furious magical energy. Susan for a moment forgot who she was messing with, but then remembered the only thing he cared about.  Susan walks over to Jim and rips his shirt off. "Ohh myyy" Astros' aura died down and he was lost staring at Jim's muscular chest. "I must say fairy girl you do know how to please a god, well done!"  Astros was now back to his old self. Jim just sat there and let out a deep sigh.

    "Ok Jim, what's the plan." Asked Susan.

    "Well my plan is to rub oil all over that chest!" Yelled Astros.

    Jim just let out another sigh and looked directly at Susan. "I will show you after breakfast."  After breakfast they get up and leave the temple, whatever it was that Jim was going to show them he had to do it outside.  When they finally reached the devastated city above Jim began to speak. "Y'all stand back a bit for this spell. It is soul magic so it should work just fine."  Jim then raised his arms and began to speak in the magical language. Bone began to swirl in front of Jim and a pillar of dust and debris formed as well. Strange noises could be heard from inside the cloud. When all the dust settled a carriage had been formed with two winged skeletal horses pulling it.  "This is our ride, this is how we travel those hundred miles." Jim said with a smile.