CouchSurfingDragon

I woke up in this world with a System and a sword. Without hesitation, I chose to complete the princess’ quest with my weapons: Arrogance. Cunning. Pride. I will lead guild Sol Invictus. Denizens of the 7 hells, respect me. Servants of the 11 heavens, know fear. Guild Invictus, know the suffering of training so you can wrest victory from the jaws of those who dare doubt you. 

This is a story about a snake named Tycondrius waking up in a fantasy world of swords and sorcery. There is action, violence, unapologetic murder, and arrogant displays of power. There is an emphasis on combat growth as well as psychological growth on more than a few members of Guild Invictus. There is camaraderie and also the inevitable comedic dialogue amongst manly men. There are even elements of romance and Tycon running away from terrifying, powerful women. (Did you know most female snakes eat their partners after mating?) 

Give this book a read. I hope some of these stories can inspire you to fight your battles with analytical intelligence, heroic courage, and ruthless lethality. 

Work is completed as of 9May2024. There's also a few side-stories written in Chapter 1151!  The Author is working on a new story called 'I Wish You Were Never Reborn.' After four or so years of writing, my skills have much improved. Highly recommend. 

Here is my discord: https://discord.gg/NNbAj7N 
Constructive criticism and corrections welcome. Other Authors extra-welcome.

You can find a list of characters at https://snek.fandom.com/wiki/Character_List

Cover image credit: Johnabrash at Fiverr

Headed by a Snake

⁆ So there we were... two handsome fellas on a beach with a buff, half-dead guy. While I would have preferred the company of a buxom young lass for... personal reasons, having the start-up kids for my new crew was ultimately in my better interests. ⁅

⁆ Now, Petty Officer Tycon, the guy was pretty weird. ⁅

⁆ Bright green hair-- rare but not unheard of. Bright golden eyes-- really rare, never heard of it. Good with a sword-- not as good as me, but good enough to rate. ⁅

⁆ Kinda short. He had some muscle to him, so he wasn't scrawny. He looked real young... and didn't even have a shadow of facial hair... but the way he acted made it feel like he was even older than I was. ⁅

⁆ He didn't show off about it, though. Really good guy, altogether. ⁅

⁆ He said he was good at cooking. He could make salt and pepper come out of his hands. It was, without-a-doubt, the dumbest magic ability I've seen in my life... ⁅

What Do You Think of Him?