Eight Years of University

It was almost noon when Xiao Luo arrived at Xisheng Aeronautical University, so he decided to head directly to the stall selling bouncy noodles at canteen No.3. It was crowded by then, with customers swarming around the stall window. No one thought to form a queue but instead chose to jostle into position in front of the window. There were many incidents of foot-stamping and shoving going on, and not surprisingly, complaints and curses were rife.

When it came to complaining and cursing, one particular man stood out. He had a shrill voice and was a large man of rather a full stature, in that he was short and round.

"Hey! Stop squeezing in; if you squeeze any closer, you'll get pregnant!"

"Oi, you're stepping on my foot, you blind fool!"

"Those servings of bouncy noodles are mine, don't try to steal them from me."