merlin
"system.... "
"yes host.....how may i help u"
"where am i at the moment "
"umm host your in an underground house located under the xy bridge."
"have you informed the police....."
"yes i have hacked into their database and left the message you asked me to"
" hmm....sustem shall i give you a name
" yes you can if you wish to "
"umm did your prevuius hosts amso named u
"......yes...my previous hosts also gave me ....name"
"like..."
"Not allowed to disclose....."
"oh ok....shall i call you bao bao"
"yeesssss u can (smacks his non-existent face)"
"ok...i am sorry if you dont like it "
"i dont have emotions so it doesn't matter (non-existent tears and snot drips on system face from his eyes and nose "why ?why? everytime this name is given to systems system...ahem bao bao wails inwardly).