Immortal And God's Group Chat

"You have Died"

"This f*cking piece of hacker sh*t"

"Language Lee" 

The computer screen still had the words "You Have Died" in bold dark red colour. It was not the first time he died in the game, but the thing that enraged him how a lvl 50 noob completely wrecked him, a lvl 100 player (current max lvl which can be attained by any player). And the cherry on top was the opponent didn't even lose a single hp, like What the F*ck man, the opponent kept on spamming his Divine Recovery skill. It was pretty obvious that the opponent was hacking.  

'You are so getting reported for it, you little piece of shit'. 

Thinking along the lines, Lee opened his opponent's profile, the name was … ImmortalDudex404, the important thing was to report him, going over to report him, he could not find the player name at all, further confirming that ImmortalDudex404 f*cker was hacking and not just playing with a mod.

But it further infuriated Lee that he could not report this f*cker, he seriously started to curse the GM (Game Master) for allowing such hackers to come In the game. While he was busy cursing the 7 ancestors of the GM and ImmortalDudex404 he suddenly received a friend request. Opening it, he was dumbstruck by the audacity of this ImmortalDudex404 f*cker to even send him a friend request after defeating him by hacking.

He was not some noob, who would be over the moon when a hacker would send a friend request, so that they could carry them. He was literally one of the strongest players of the game, and he had finished the whole game, he was just in here for fun, who would want to accept such friend requests.

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

Lee didn't even bat an eye and clicked no right away, but ImmortalDudex404 sent him another friend request. 

"What the hell does he want now, I said no, doesn't he get a no means no".

'I won't accept your friend request even if u sent it to me a hundred times'

Clicking no again he was about to leave and got up from his chair when his friend request log started to fill up with friend requests. 

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[Y/N?]

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And it was not a surprise that all of them were from the one and only ImmortalDudex404, that f*cking piece of shit was like a pest who won't go away no matter how many times you shooed him away.

Next was a continuous pressing of No to all the friend requests that were sent to him, it was a constant spam of friend requests from ImmortalDudex404 and me repeatedly spamming No to all his requests from Lee, it turned into a competition of who would bow down first, and Lee was not planning to go down anytime soon. 

It was when Lee started to get bored and tired out of pressing No repeatedly that he began to do it without even properly focusing on the screen did a sudden new notification sound rang in his ears …

[ ImmortalDudex404 became your friend! ]

'The f*cking hell'

those were the very first thoughts that came to his mind before he realized that the f*cker ImmortalDudex404 was a hacker, he of course, would play dirty, he tricked him with a little trick. Realizing he fell for his trap Lee started to curse ImmortalDudex404's ancestors again. 

What actually happened was, the last friend request, or to be more precise the one due to which he (Lee) became a friend of ImmortalDudex404 was something like this 

[ ImmortalDudex404 has sent you a friend request! ]

[N/Y?]

The yes and no options had been swapped their places. Who told him to follow the rules when he could easily bend them to his will. 

While Lee was cursing with all his heart to ImmortalDudex404, he suddenly received a message from ImmortalDudex404

ImmortalDudex404 : Hi !!

Lee hurriedly opened his chat box and replied back 

DaoistLee : Hi my ass !? What the hell do you want from me??

He waited for his reply, after a few seconds of waiting, he finally received a reply

ImmortalDudex404 : Hi !

Lee's forehead had a huge tick mark on it now, he was super pissed. F*CK! This guy was totally doing this on purpose.

Before he could even type in a few curses in the message box. ImmortalDudex404 sent him another message containing an Invitation into a group chat.

DaoistLee : Why would I join that lousy group chat huh?!

Even after waiting for a few minutes and not receiving a reply he typed in 

DaoistLee : Hey you f*cker! Reply!

After another few minutes of waiting, Lee got impudent and typed in again 

DaoistLee : The f*ck is wrong with you?!

After waiting for a little more and still not receiving any reply back from ImmortalDudex404, he decided to leave the chat, but it was at this moment his eyes laid on the invitation again.

He looked at the group chat Invitation, he hesitated for a moment after all this invitation might be a virus, after a moment of hesitation he decided.

'Screw it! I will accept the invitation!'

It might have been in the rush of the moment or his brain was heating up too much due to soo much cursing that he decided to accept the chat invitation. As soon as he clicked the invitation, the PC automatically switched to a new chat box which he was familiar and not familiar with at the same time. 

The chat group looked a lot like the discord, but it was not just the same, it was much more straightforward and user friendly than discord on various aspects, but only from a simple glimpse he could see there were some other buttons and features which were not present in discord.

[ Please Type Your Username Here ]

The chat box had a pre-opened screen showing something like this, simply he needed to enter his username, nothing more.

Lee pondered for a while and decided to put his most favoured nickname, 'Supreme Immortal Lee'.

He knew it was cringy AF, but he liked it for some odd reason even he did not know of.

After putting his nickname.

[ Congratulations You Have Became The Owner Of The Immortal And God's Gathering Group Chat! ]

[ Currently You Are The Only Member Of This Group Chat. ]

[ Click here to invite One Random Immortal or God! ]

The sudden notifications had truly caught Lee off guard.

He never expected the invitation to an empty chat group, and he truly wondered how much of a chuunibyou this ImmortalDudex404 guy had to be even to call normal people gods and immortals, it seemed he not only lost to a hacker but a kid that too, Fuck It couldn't get any worse. He was seriously considering now if it was some sort of joke ImmortalDudex404 had pulled on him. And even if he did, he was truly too tired to even bother about it now.

He wanted to leave but the constant blinking notification 

[ Click here to invite One Random Immortal or God! ]

Got the better of him, and made him curious to whom it would invite, so he used it. It was not as if he had any high expectations out of this, it was the curiosity and maybe his interests in the Chinese myths about immortals and gods that got the better of him. 

In the first place, he was playing the game because it was based on Chinese myths and legends about immortals and gods, though not all of them were true, some were added in there by the GM.

Cause any sane person would have taken it as a prank and left it at that, well maybe except some otakus.

While he was still in his own dream world of immortals and gods, he heard a shout which he was all too familiar with,

"Lee, get down here, time for dinner."

"Coming in a minute mom."

It was none other than his mother. Lee lived with a small family consisting of only him and his parents, in a not so big or small house. It was a two-storied house, with his room on the upper floor. 

Getting up from his seat, Lee switched the PC off and went down. What he failed to notice was that someone had already joined the chat group. 

Getting down the stairs, he arrived in the living room, where he already saw his mother arranging the food and dishes to eat. His mother was an ordinary Chinese beauty, while his father was an American man. His mother's maiden name was Mu, and her name is Bai, so her full name was Mu Bai.  

How they got to meet each other was also hilarious. As far as he was told, it all started with a fight on the last piece of dumplings, and neither his mother nor his father would back down, and well that's how they met, and rest was, well what we call history, he finds it hilarious cause the reason why he was even born was due to a dumpling.

Seeing Lee enter the room, his mother greeted him to which he replied in kind. He went ahead and helped his mother to arrange the dishes, and they finally sat to eat some food. It was a silent dinner, without much talk.

"Slow down, why are you always in such a hurry to finish your meals" 

He was reprimanded by his mother, in her slightly awkward accent, well considering how he was half-blood Chinese but still didn't even know a thing about Chinese, his mother was far way much better than him.

"ah hahaha, I would, I would slow down"

Lee embarrassingly chuckled, with his mouth stiff stuffed to the brim. 

Slowing down, he resumed his meal, while his mother seemed to be lost in some thoughts, when she suddenly asked him about his plans for university.

"I am preparing for it mom, don't worry. By the way, where is dad, still on a business tour..??"

"Yeah, he would be back in about a week or more, no clue." *sigh*

"Oh, ohkk."

Finished eating, he quickly wiped some bits of food off his mouth, and was trying to escape, but his attempt to escape from his duties was shortly cut off with a rather chilly voice.

"Won't you please wash the dishes Lee."

It was as if the sarcasm was radiating out of her mouth, it was in no way a request but an ultimatum, an order which if not completed would lead to his doom. 

Nervously gulping his saliva down his throat, Lee turned around, embarrassingly and little scared and stiffly moved towards the dining table to pick up the dishes and made his way towards the kitchen without uttering a single word, too scared to say them.

After washing dishes at his fastest possible speed he sped back to his room, he did not want to be anywhere close to the demon named Mu Bai, who knows what she would tell him to do next. After entering his room, he exhaled his breath which even he did not think he was holding in. 

He collapsed on his chair, and kept on thinking to not get into the wrong shoes of the demon living in his house, even his dad was helpless against her, so what could he possibly do. After finally calming down, he unhurriedly switched his computer back on.

The screen on his computer was still that of the chat group, just with a new notification

[ Bo Chan-Juan has accepted your invitation! ]

Still lost in his own thoughts about who the real owner of the chat group was, and why would he prank someone like that, he completely ignored the notification. 

The ImmortalDudex404 seemed to be the real owner of the chat group, or so he took it as well after all he sent him the invite to join in the chat group, so it was the most logical conclusion. 

Finally looking at the screen, he noticed that someone had joined in the chat group, which either meant that person was also pranked/tricked by ImmortalDudex404 like him or maybe they were real immortals and gods. 

Seeing where his thoughts went to, he started to laugh at his own thoughts, he sometimes was too immersed in the myths and legends of the immortal and gods that he kept on wanting for them to be real. Anyways looking at the notification, he noticed a description about the person named Bo Chan-Juan, which was something along the lines of …

[ Bo Chan-Juan the only daughter of one of the Supreme Immortals from the continent of the Heaven Side, even thou she is the 7th child, her father spoils her to no end. She was her father's favourite child, and since she was the only female child, her brothers also kept on spoiling her, at the age of 16 she achieved the Cultivation of a normal immortal, showing how terrific her talent was, and it was not just her talent that was terrific, her beauty was unmatched in the whole sect of her father too, she was the goddess of the sect. Many tried to woo her, but all ended worse than the dog on the street. A hundred years later, she achieved the Cultivation of Greater Immortal, which was just a step under the Cultivation level of her father, after a few more years she tried to breakthrough into Supreme Immortal realm, however, she failed miserably and now is suffering from a terrible backlash….]

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Silence, Lee didn't know how to react to this, he thought only the Immortaldude404 was a chuunibyou, he did not expect to meet another one, and that too with such a detailed back story, there was no way he would accept that this girl was a real immortal, and more than thousand years old too. 

Heaven Side Continent? 

Supreme Immortal?

Are you kidding me? This has to be a freaking joke!

He was taken out of his thoughts when a new message popped out on the chat screen, 

Bo Chan-Juan : What kind of strange Artifact is this?