-13- Jobs and Cannons

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC

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I am looking at the three idiots with a disapproving gaze they already have bumps on their heads from the beating they took but there's not an ounce of regret in their eyes

Jacob"So what do you guys have to say for yourselves."

Motohama"My only regret is not being able to see nipples"

Matsuda"I almost caught Koneko-chans figure"

Issei"Sorry for getting caught"

Sigh i would have prayed for their souls if i didn't know about god.

Jacob"It's detention then"

(x3)"Sensei no, aren't you a man how could you do this"

Jacob"I am married, i am an adult and i have the right, now i will be seeing the three of you after class, cleaning the classrooms"

Yes i have started working as a math teacher at Kuoh High didn't even had to try, Sirzechs himself offered the position i guess he wants me close to her sister so she would have a chance to get me in her peerage, not that i will join even if i were to be given a evil piece my body would assimilate it completely and i would become a pure blood devil but that would gain too much attention, so no becoming a devil for me.

I started working here after my marriage meaning, after summer vacation, i say i was well received by the students since i am married, males don't see me as competition, i puked blood when i heard they were thinking that i would sleep with every beautiful girl, this world is messed up on so many levels.

There's a rumour disease in the school i have no idea where these rumors are coming, the other day i even heard that Kiba has a male harem, so me being taken is spared me the rumors.

Anyway today is the first day of second year the supposed cannon will go off soon enough, i even saw fallen angels in the city but they didn't seem to know Azazel is here so they must be strays but i didn't kill them i remember Issei being a devil so he must be turned if my guess is right these fallen will kill him and he needs to turn into a devil since he has no redeeming qualities if you don't count having Jiraiya levels of perversion so i have him do workouts during detention saying muscles are attractive since he comes to detention everyday sigh he already has a good foundation.

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Going back to the teachers room i started getting ready for the next class i must say, i missed being a teacher, just as i walked out i ran into Sona who managed to become student council president, we started to walk together since i have a class with them.

Jacob"Have anything to say Shitori"

Sona"Can you just call me with my name sensei and i was going to ask what punishment those three got"

Jacob"Not during school i won't and they got the usual but Issei has more physical workout today and why can't we throw them out of the school again"

Sona"There are too much pressure on the school board and are you talking about the kid Rias got interested, why are you making him workout ?"

Jacob"He has a dragon type gear and i am afraid it's probably better one then Genshirous might even take all 8 pieces"

Sona"Well i won't waste all of my pawns on a single person Rias could have him and well can you help me with this question"

I don't know why but she became a bit livelier in the past year

Jacob"Well let's see it"

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Jacob"Feel the burn Hyoudou those muscles won't build themselves"

Matsuda"Why is he working out and we are cleaning sensei"

Jacob"He still has a chance at redemption he won't attack a naked girl he sees on the street and i honestly lost hope for you two"

Motohama"That's cold sensei"

After their duties i let Issei use the showers and send them home he ran into that fallen, from the suppire on his jacket i heard that they will be going out this Sunday rest in peace Issei.

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Going to the old school building i have reached ORC i have became their temporary advisor so i could have a reason to get lost if something happens, opening the door there's only the girls today well if you ignore the shut in vampire that i haven't met yet.

Jacob"Hello girls how's it going today"

"Hi sensei"(x3)

Jacob"Rias have you seen that fallen approaching Issei"

Rias"Yes i was going to investigate you got something sensei"

Jacob"Yes i have learned that she asked for a date this Sunday and i determined what kind of sacred gear he has"

Akeno"Really sensei how did you determined it"

Jacob"Well i fought White Dragon Emperor of course i would recognize its rival"

I actually know this because of meta knowledge but they don't need to know

Rias"Really he has the boosted gear"

Koneko"What a waste"

Akeno"Who won in that fight"

Jacob"Yes he might get killed this Sunday becareful and Koneko sacred gears respond the emotion if he has enough lust he might just become the strongest"

Koneko really looked horrified at the idea like really horrified little Cat yokai has been getting livelier ever since reading Naruto but she hasn't let us see her yokai form.

with that i left after sneakily putting a camel figure with illusion in Rias's drawer, she made a mistake by letting me know about her fear of camels i just need the perfect timing hahaha, now i have a wife to see she has this evening empty and work on my time-space runes i am planing on making an upgrade to my medallion.

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As expected this Sunday Issei got royally killed he at least had the head to run instead of staring at her boobs and next day he was running around asking everyone is they knew something i decided to leave him to his devices he will be fine but this fallen business is a bit too fishy since the mc got his plot going might as well investigate, so i called Azazel.

Azazel"What is it kid i'm owning noobs make it quick"

Jacob"Group of fallens killed the owner of the boosted gear and he was reincarnated as a devil "

Azazel"What! shit hold on give me couple days i will check what is going on if they get their hands on another sacred gear user inform me if you can't get through you can just storm the place i don't care"

He's angry alright, he was looking forward to boosted gear ever since he took in Vali, going to the ORC i noticed there is only Kiba and Koneko is here

Jacob"What's up where are the ojou-samas"

Kiba"Haha it seems our newest member got attacked"

Really?

Jacob"How ?"

Kiba"It appears buchou forgot to mark him with Gremory Crest we are going to let in him on the secret tomorrow you should be here sensei" I facepalmed.

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Next day i made my way to ORC after some chess with Sona she's looks like she's hoping to lose what's up with her i wonder.

Coming in i see that Koneko is eating as always Akeno making tea and Rias is in the shower ? asking Koneko i learned Kiba has gone to fecht Issei so i sat down and opened a book on space runes, 10 minutes later Issei came in just as Rias came out of shower and went to her drawer to take something then saw the camel.

Rias"KYAAA!"

She dropped her towel i turned my head EXACTLY! ONE SECOND later.

after we lauged, calmed Rias and woke up Issei so he wouldn't drown in his own puddle of blood, they started explaining things about devils and woke up his gear and it is really the boosted gear it seems my workout allowed him to bypass two power ups so says the dragon in his gauntlet.

Issei"Sensei are you a devil too ?"

I toggled my eyes

Jacob"No i am a Witcher a supernatural mercenary race, i work here as to let off steam"

Issei"Those eyes are cool damn"

Jacob"Thanks you are the second one to tell me that"

Issei"Who was the first"

Jacob"My wife hahaha"

Issei passed out again after he woke up he kept asking questions about my work it seems he's interested about how many girls i get per job *Sigh*

Issei"Sensei what about your wife"

Jacob"She's a Valkyrie, she's working as Odins aide"

At that moment Rias cut in to explain the whole fliers deal and send him away to give out fliers.

Rias"That joke was mean sensei"

Jacob"Scares are good it keeps you on your toes by the way, i called Azazel about the fallens in town he said he will answer in a couple days and if they have another sacred gear user in their hand i will call him back if not you guys are free to kill them"

Rias"Thank you sensei i will keep my eyes open"

I would have believed you if not for the event last month where Azazel joined the local arcade tournament and won while you guys were watching the whole thing dude wasn't even hiding.

Jacob"Well if nothing else i am leaving"

Kiba"Sensei can we spar until we get called for jobs"

Jacob"Sure"

Koneko"Me too"

I spar with them with my seals on so they will have more techniques i am systematically making them stronger well only Kiba and Koneko were willing but it's fine.

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Next day Issei told us about a nun with a sacred gear coming to church so i called Azazel again to inform him he was way calmer this time and told me to find out their goals and that night Issei got attacked again

his trouble magnet working overtime, after reporting that too, i got Azazels permission to kill them, of course i won't kill them myself but next day when i went to ORC i saw a sad Issei trying to convince the rest to save the girl.

Jacob"Rias i called the governor he said they're strays you can attack"

Rias"Finally let's kill those fallens"

That nights a nun became a devil, i have finally seen everything somehow i can hear Kotomine Kirei laughing on the background.

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