Sasori and Deidara (1)

(Unknown place)

2 people could be seen on a large white owl high in the sky. These two people had the same black with red clouds robe on and were arguing.

Deidara: "Did you see their faces that look was in awe of true art, my man."

Sasori: "You don't know the meaning of true art and the next time you kill without my permission I will kill you."

Deidara sticks his hands inside his bags and pulls out some clay. He puts it in his hand mouths and spits it out before morphing the clay into a spider.

Deidara: "Yeah yeah." Deidara throws the spider down and increasing its size to that of a bull.

Down below in a small town a man was walking holding some groceries and sees a giant shadow and looks up. The man's only has time to widen his eyes before the clay spider exploded obliterating the entire town.

Sasori: "You think I'm blind Deidara."

Deidara: "I was trying to show you true art."

Sasori started to make a growl like sound and his tail was getting stiff pointing at Deidara.

Deidara: "Relax Sasori my man, as an apology I will let you kill the next people."

Sasori: "You better not interfere."

-1 hour later-

Sasori: "How much longer will it take." His voice sounded agitated.

Deidara: "Just a bit longer, my man."

Sasori: "I will do the talking, if they don't listen i will kill them." He was still inside his Hiruko puppet.

Deidara: "Sadly they will die to your fake art. I should show them my beautiful art un."

Sasori: "You don't know what true art is."

Deidara sighs and begins his explanation.

Deidara: "Art is a fleeting moment of beauty that vanishes gloriously."

Sasori: "No eternal beauty is true art." His eyes shift towards Deidara with his tail getting stiff.

Deidara: "You will never learn." Deidara shrugs his shoulders.

Deidara looks down to see a guild building.

Deidara: "Oh looks like we are here."

Deidara lands his giant clay owl the two jump off and the bird follows them.

Sasori: "Why are you keeping it around."

Deidara: "Incase I need to show these people true art."

After a couple minutes they reach a guild. Knocking on the door they wait for a response and smell something horrible. The doors swing open and a small man with a huge chiseled face appears.

Ichiya: "Have you come to see ....ME." He can't see their whole face because the hats.

Deidara: "Are you the leader here."

Ichiya starts sniffing Deidara much to the latters disgust.

Ichiya: "A nice smell, Meeen."

Ichiya: "Meeeeeeen."

Three handsome men come appear and stand behind Ichiya.

Eve: "A woman, what strange clothing but that doesn't matter."

Deidara was angry and wanted to blow them up but suppressed the urge for the mission. Sasori's slight chuckle sent him over the edge.

The Trimens started to discuss who she would date when the large white bird behind the duo flew towards them.

Sending something was wrong with the bird Hibiki grabbed Ichiya while Ren grabbed Eve. The white bird flew past the confused Trimens into the Guild. They turned back to the duo only to see Deidara put his hand up .

Deidara: "Katsu!"

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