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Konan and Pain have just brought the Eternal Dragon God Statue back and placed it in a new hole Deidara blew in the mountain before sealing the gap.

Konan: "Dragons Huh. Do you think they are stronger than tailed beast."

Pain: "It doesn't matter how strong they are we will seal them all."

(Unknown place)

Kakuzu: "Here." Kakuzu drops a dead body in front of a man.

Hidan: "Oh my Jashin this place smells worse than the old ones we went to."

Collector: "Your partner doesn't smell of money."

Kakuzu: "Just give me the money." The man hands him a briefcase.

Collector: "600,000 jewels count if you want."

Kakuzu: "I will."

(Oak town)

Itachi and Kisame were walking down the riverbank looking at the town in front of them.

Kisame: "Itachi serious question."

Itachi: "What is it." Itachi looked surprised but only for a second.

Kisame: "Do you think I can get a woman."

Itachi: "Well most women like money so yeah."

Kisame: "I mean genuine love."

Itachi: 'What the fuck is he on about.' He sighs

Itachi: "Yes Kisame I think you can."

Kisame didn't answer so Itachi looked over to see him staring down the riverbank.

Itachi curiously looked down to see a blue haired girl dress in a blue Russian outfit with fur outlines.

Kisame: "Itachi."

Itachi: "Yes."

Kisame: "I want her."

Itachi face palms and looks back at Kisame.

Itachi: "Kisame I don't think you should."

Kisame: "I'm doing it, not everyone is like you having fan girls you prick."

Itachi wanted to argue but couldn't.

Kisame walked up to the girl and she turned to look at him.

Kisame: "Hello, I'm Kisame what is your name."

Juvia: "Juvia."

(Fairy tail)

Deidara and Sasori walk in the guild with some new clothes. Deidara has on a black skintight long sleeve turtle neck with white gloves, white pants , and black boots . Sasori is in Hiruko and has a long black cloth over it.

Natsu: "Who are you guys. Well that doesn't matter fight me!" Natsu jumps over towards them with flames forming in his fist

Sasori smacks him into the wall with his tail before walking over to Mirajane.

Sasori: "We would like to join your guild."

Deidara: "Hmph."

Mirajane: "Master there are people here to join the guild."

Mirajane: "Please sit and wait for the master to arrive."

Deidara: 'She looks pretty nice but she would look better exploding in a glorious way.' Deidara smirks and chuckles silently.

Sasori: "Deidara stop your bothering everyone."

Makarov: "Are these the two."

Deidara: "Sasori why did you have to volunteer us for this."

Sasori: "Be quiet who else could have done this."

Makarov: "Hello I am Makarov the guild master of Fairy tail who might you be."

Deidara: "I am...". Deidara was cut off after Sasori hit him with his tail.

Sasori: "I am Sasori and this fool is Deidara."

Makarov: "Before you join let's test how strong you guys are."

Deidara: "We could beat you old man that's all you need to know."

Erza: "Don't talk to our master like that." Erza picks up Natsu who was still in the wall.

Natsu: "That freaking hurt your done now I'm all fired up."

Makarov: "This will be your test Deidara."

Deidara sighs and steps up.

Natsu: "Fire dragon Fist." Natsu jumps towards Deidara.

Deidara side steps moving out of Natsu's Range and kicks him in the back. Natsu starts to swing at Deidara but can't hit him.

Deidara: 'This kid cant fight at all.'

Deidara punches Natsu in the fist then send kicks him into a table. Natsu tries to get up but Deidara who was in the air now jumped down crushing him through the table.

Makarov: "He is stronger than I expected."

Deidara: "This is annoying un. Your to weak to fight me this was pointless huh."

Deidara walks back to Sasori and sits down at the table.

Makarov: 'He might give that Hidan guy a run for his money.'

Sasori: "I expected more from the strongest guild. Deidara was able to beat him so easily because he was just swinging widely trying to land a hit.

Makarov: "Your turn Sasori."

Deidara: "That's a waste of time un."

Makarov was getting tired of Deidara arrogant and lazy attitude but didn't say anything.

Sasori: "Who will I fight."

Elfman: "Let me do it. They talk big lets see if they can take down a real man."

Sasori: "Very well."

Elfman runs towards Sasori with his Fist clenched and yells. Sasori easily moves out of the way then his tail darts out of his cloth striking Elfman sending him flying through the bar.

Sasori: 'I don't need to show Hiruko's body just yet and tail should be enough to finish him.'

Elfman: "That was a cheap shot and you call yourself a man."

Sasori: "You'll find out that I am no such thing."

Elfman: "I'm not holding back this time." Elfman grunts and charged forward.

Sasori jumps up and smacks him across the guild with his tail again. At this point Deidara couldn't hold it in and started to bust out laughing.

Deidara: "Hahahahahahaha he was so confident hahahahaha."

Makarov: "This is embarrassing."

Elfman tried to get up again but can't and falls to the ground.

Elfman: "I can't lose not to someone like him."

Deidara: "tsk tsk tsk haven't you realized it yet. You lost the second he hit you with his tail."

Elfman: "What is he talking about." 'the tail and now I can't move wait a minute was I....'

Deidara: "It seems you have found it out."

Natsu: "Whats going on I don't get it."

Makarov: "Wait does his tail have..."

Deidara: "Thats right his tail was coated in a paralysis poison now do you see that you never had a chance to begin with un."

Sasori: "You talk to much." Deidara jumps up and dodges Sasori lighting fast tail.

Deidara: "Sorry sorry I just wanted to show them how much stronger we are."

Makarov: "Both of you pass but I think you should learn some humility."

Makarov: "Where do you want your guild stamp to go and what color."

Deidara: "Yellow on my right shoulder."

Sasori: "Red on my tail."