It's quiet , a bit too quiet if you ask me, seeing that I am used to being slapped in the face with a loud good morning wish by my very own little A riding hood , A for annoying but her being hot covers up for the annoying part of herself. Don't get me wrong I love Abigail to Mars and back. Laying there , enjoying the comfort of the bed with no 45 kilogram human being on my back was pretty much a dream come true but then again a nightmare in the making. Why isn't she here and annoying the life out of me? I knew she's an early riser but she would've dragged me along with her, had the house already consumed her? Wow so soon I thought to myself as I got up with the hopes of finding my baby somewhere in this massive human habitat, okay I admit it I was being a bit over dramatic with the massive part .
Coming down the stairs was such a long process due to my half open sleepy eyes and a body that's I'm not meant for such long distances type of lazy. The Television wasn't on which was odd because Abigail always turned on the TV when she woke up so now I really started to worry. I turned and faced the direction of her command center, gulp she never wanted me there but today I was a brave soldier on a rescue mission. She wasn't there. "Abigail!!!!!!" I scram , resolving to my last option. No response? Hm proceed to plan B then. I went upstairs and grabbed my phone as if my life depended on it and called her cell. It rang and it was right beside me ."GIVE ME BACK MY GIRLFRIEND" I scram yet again but this time to the house.
Plan C it was , I got up off the bed and had my hand across my heart as if I was saying an oath at the military, "I will find you Abigail." My spider man boxers had mysteriously made it to the top of my head and served as my Military helmet , of course I had underwear on lol and my phone was my transmitter, I shouldn't be playing around she really could be missing I thought but couldn't resist because I'm weird like that. I rushed downstairs like a person evading a dog and I crouched as I reached the bottom of the stairs , there it was, the missing victim's command center , phew phew I pointed my phone at it as I was holding it in its horizontal form. The front door burst open , "Babe what are you doing?" the figure by the door said . When I turned and took a quick glimpse at the figure I was busted ..."Abigail there you are."