Worthless Pile of Crap

11: 21 pm

August 22, 2128

Secret Research Facility???

In a strange room, gadgets galore covered the room and a man with long dark hair, blue eyes, and wearing a long white lab coat said, this mans' name is Chance Velamous.

'POP'

"Ahhh, damn you, you worthless pile of crap," Chance exclaimed. "This damn Quantum-Spacial tunneler isn't F-ing working."

"GGGRRRAANNTT, COULD YOU BRING ME A CUP OF COFFEE"

[Yes, sir]

A couple of minutes later, you could see a small robot holding a small plate with a tiny little cup filled coffee.

"Ahhh, thx buddy... Grant, what's this?

[Ahhh, your coffee, sir]

"I can see that, but... You can see that there's no coffee in here, right?

[What do mean, sir? Isn't their coffee right there]

Ahhh, of course, I just didn't see it. Why don't you make me some breakfast?

[It's the middle of the night, sir.]

Uhmmm, then make me a sandwich.

[I will be right back, sir]"

A couple of minutes later, you could see a small robot holding a tiny plate with an even more miniature sandwich.

[Here you go, sir]

Chance looked over at his small robot assistant expecting a full-sized sandwich.

"WTF, Grant, the hell is this.

[It's a sandwich, sir. I don't know why you're so confused about this, sir.]

What do you mean this is a sandwich, look at it!"

Chance picked up the tiny plate, but he underestimated how light the sandwich was, and it flew right into an open circuit of the Quantum-Spacial Tunneler.

'WAANNGGG'

the Quantum-Spacial Tunneler rang out as it turned on.

"..."

"How the F**k does a sandwich turn on a..."

{Detecting spacial anomaly}

{Spacial collapse imminent...}

"What do you mean!

"Can you turn it off!?"

{Sir, you truly really slow today, I suggest that you take a break}

"..."

"CAN YOU CONDUCT AN EMERGENCY..."

'BAANNNGGG'

a bright light engulfed the room, and everything went black.

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"Uhhhnnggg"

"Grant close the blinds."

[...]

"GRANT"

"GRANT!!!"

By this time, Chance sensed something was off, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a vast hallway.

The hallway had Arches every 15 or so feet, and in between each arch on both sides were statues of warriors holding valiant poses. Some of the sculptures were raising a giant battle-ax, and others were holding a sword.

'WOAAHH' Chance thought as he was mesmerized by the sight of all those statues, but soon it changed into despair as he looked at HOW F***ING LONG THE HALLWAY WAS, you couldn't even see the end of it.

"UHHNNGG, why does it have to so long," Chance exclaimed in desperation.

*2 hours later*

"HA HA HA," Chance gasped, "I need to work out more."

Chance looked down for like 1 second to catch his breath, but when he looked back up, he was standing in a circular room that went up until the only thing you could see was a blinding light. In the middle of the room stood a 15-foot statue, and behind the figure, two stairways were leading up to a giant door.

The Door had a glowing sun etched into it, like the one on Krypto's battle-ax.

The statue was of Krypto but he didn't know that at the time, so he thought it was an angel.

Krypto was wearing a long reinforced coat and the ends tapered off into a hazy mist, he had his wings in a relaxed position, he wasn't wearing a shirt so you could see his slim build, and he was wearing tight reinforced black pants.

He had his arms raised and in the middle of his palms floated a mechanical orb that was radiating a gentle light.

When Chance looked at the orb started to vibrate as if it was happy. Then all of a sudden it disappeared and reappeared right in front of his head and sent him flying as it fused with his soul