Crazy, Scary, Holy, Fanstasy

Have I ever told you this game was litterally designed for players to be rewards for being dramatic? Cause it's true.

Litterally, a popular skill for rush players is to litterally say aloud " You will only be able to hit my after images, slowpoke ". And then the game starts creating after images for you.

It's so unbalanced.

That's actually why I acted dramatic for the summoning of Asi and contract with Dice. It's because it reals better results.

Dice is pretty ridiculous... she was a measly Cultipede at first, and now he stronger than some boss monsters at her level.

I say her now. She had just evolved now... and she is mostly a human female.

If you remember azur lane... yeah that azur lane... Dude's appearance is close to that. Mainly a girl... but with extra.

She boasted out large, sharp insect legs on her back, about 10. She had dark purple hair... nearly black, and a few extra sets of bug eyes above a set regular human eyes, thankfully the system made her a dress out of... Carapace I guess?

But such is the will of the system, it wants to appeal to that audience... getting appealed to in this situation will further improve her ability... but I don't approve the choice of doing this.

Honestly, I wish I could keep Dice as an insect... or even some cool insect and other species mix, rather than plain old Insect Human mix.

Like, imagine a Centipede dragon!

This is what the system took from you... will you stand for it? Or... will you fall to the will of Fantasy and video game novels always turning animal companions into either lolis or busty women.

By the way, Dice falls on the latter.

Suprisingly, I thought this would be the type of thing to happen to Arch. He is just that kind guy you know.

I don't know how turning into a human affects you in terms of evolution, I mean Dice was already intelligent. Why Humans.... ugh I'm not going to get over this.

Anyways...

Crimson Saber, my one true love... I have finally returned to you!

| Bound to; $)'+) |

Huh? Oh... it Bugged out. Haha.

System, overwrite the bind.

| Confirmed; Process will be completed in 2 days. |

Two days? Well it is a named item after all... whatever.

It will finish on its own.

Speaking of finishing....

Quartz is fucking melting right now... just kinda... chilling? I guess? He's not doing anything.

Me - " Hey, Quartz, what are you doing? "

Quartz - " Oh nothing, Crimson. "

Me - " Yeah whatever, just fuck off and die. "

He fucking made a smug smile at me like he figured out everything... so I pumped his face full of lead.

If my jacket was black instead of blue, i'd look like those guys from the Yakuza games...

Wait, weren't those based off like... actual Mafia type dudes? I don't know... never been to Japan, and I surely can't take anything from video games.

Surely in Japan there aren't plumbers that save kidnapped princess. Right?

The system rang in my head, over bearing my train of thought.

| Congrats on killing a player 30 levels higher than you. Achievment Unlocked ' Overcomer ' |

Cool, don't care. Give me XP.

| Congrats on leveling to level 67 |

That's a boost, but from a L30? That sucks. Was he wearing some accessory that reduces XP on PK?

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1 Day Later

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Well... I've run out of ideas to do. I've done basically everything but PVP arenas, Events dungeons, and raids.

Fuck it, let's go on a raid.

I've heard that my old guild is running a raid at Crystal canyon, so why not PK some older members and steal the raid boss drops?

I'm a horrible person...haha.

Well, this is a minor punishment for being a PK guild...

Even if it's because of me.

I have an excuse though...

....

Nevermind.

I just won't think about it.

Let's kill some people and get some items, the raid is level 70... pretty good drop rating... ultra hard difficulty? Are they going for a first clear?

Well I will certainly throw a wrench into their plans.

As a wise man once said... " It's best to strike through one rather than their Honor, lest the man take revenge. "

I'm not explaining that idiom by the way.