I am hereby officially fu**ed

"Hi bitches!"

Yes, I Mai Rodgers, a quite accountant has been reborn as a bratty 17 year old rich girl. Based on the maid's reaction being this bratty is not something the previous owner of this body used to be.

If I'm being given the chance to live again why not enjoy it? In my previous life I was known by my coworkers and family members alike to be a pushover. That's not going to happen in this life of mine. If something pisses me off I will say something instead of avoiding confrontation. And the shocked looks on everyone's' faces around the table made me feel particularly ecstatic.

I rubbed my hands like an eager old geezer and waltzed into the room. I whistled.

Shit!

This place sure is boujee! All the family members sat on golden throne-like chairs around a tall table. It must be the longest motherfucking table created by man. I shielded my eyes from the overwhelming brightness being emitted from everyones's faces which screamed "money".

All the older women's faces were pinched upwards from the Botox. The older men had the few remaining hairs left on their heads combed back and styled. The younger women and girls dressed in channel with their faces caked in makeup. The younger men and boys reeling of cologne and dressed in tailored suits.

I scratched my head. Did I just step into some Dynasty shit? The maid ran over to me and whispered in my ear,

"Miss you should go sit in the empty chair next to you father."

I squinted my eyes to look at the end of the table where there was an empty chair. For shit's sake even in my second life I'm as blind as a bat. My sneakers flopped against the glass floor below. I reached into my jacket pocket and got out a lollipop.

Sigh.

I'm too young to smoke in this lifetime so I have to resort to candy. I wished to quit smoking in my previous life anyways. Be careful what you wish for y'all. Because it might just come back and bite you in the ass.

Several family members clicked their tongues in annoyance at my behavior. I smiled.

Oh, ho ho. They're pissed? Then why don't I make them boil in anger? I reckoned in my chair and set my sneakers up on the glass table. My father looked at me with clenched fists. I put my hands behind my head and continued to rock the chair. The silence was filled with the sound of me crunching the lollipop. As I looked at around at all the family members' annoyed faces my vision rested on one.

In front of me there was a family member who heavily resembled me except that his eye color was emerald compared to my violet ones. His glare was especially hate filled. He looked to be only a few years older than me. I lifted my baseball cap and flicked the lollipop stick at the guy in front of me.

"Hey asshole what are you glaring at me for? Do you have a fucking problem with me?"

The family member flinched at my icy tone and turned his face to the left embarrassingly.

Hehe. I dealt with assholes like these in my previous life. Their flares as I proposed solution after solution only to get my idea stolen and rewritten to give the management credit.

The sound of a fist slamming the table shook me. I looked to the left to see my "father" seething. His red hair complimented his now flushed face. A vein about to pop on his forehead. I smiled at him.

"Daddy if you don't calm down you're blood pressure's going to soar again. We don't want another stroke now do we?"

As I looked at his angry face I stifled a chuckle. All of these family members were disgusting. The whole family reunion was an excuse to measure each other's strength. It was all a game in order to decide who would be inheriting the company.

Macy'a memories started to flood my mind as I scanned the faces of the a family members.

Oh wow! These people are all hotshots! Macy has three older brothers who are all prominent international actors. Kyle and Arnold being the youngest of the brothers.

Her parents are Hollywood golden actors as well. Her eldest brother, Kaden was the bitch sitting in front of me. He has always hated Macy due to the fact that their father always favored her over him.

To the left sat her uncle Jack and his mistress, Marissa who he has three daughters from. His original wife died in an "accident" yet her body was never found. He was the owner of a Forbes 500 company. The three daughters were around Macy's age and are all models of magazines such as Vogue and Cosmopolitan. They always seemed to bully Macy.

Next to them sat Macy's aunt Clara and her abusive writer husband. He was known to always go on a rampage after drinking. Even now she was shaking as she sat next to him. He was quite the actor pretending to be nice to her and considerate in front of all of us. They had no children due to the aunt's multitude of miscarriages from the asshole's abuse.

I pitied her. After this shit is over with I'll report the asshole and help her get out of that relationship. At the end of the table were the twins. Macy's father's younger siblings. Kayla and Kyle, their children and partners are just as cunning and evil as them. They are prominent political figures as they hold positions in Congress and the Senate.

The reason why the family members always look down on Macy is that she is an aspiring photographer and artist. As such she has no real achievements expcept her personal satisfaction. She is the only one among her family members who attends a regular high school.

I smiled. I'm glad that I reincarnated in her body. Me and this girl's soul are going to get along well.

"You all know as to why we are all assembled here."

Oh yeah I forgot about this bitch. Next to Caden sat my youngest uncle Max. At only 25, he is a lawyer known to handle the most trickiest of corporate law cases. His girlfriend sat next to him and waved at me. She was quite average in looks but is a genius neurosurgeon. I smiled and waved back at her. She is the only family member on Macy's side.

My father stood up.

"Max, you know that we are all busy here and have things to do. Spare us your explanations and just state who dad has made heir."

The other family members nodded and voiced their agreement. I dug in my pocket and got out a stick of gum. Before coming into the room the maid whose name I have come to know is Layla, gave me these candies. She is a worthy ally.

"The heir that dad has appointed is Macy."

I chocked in my piece of gum. What the actual fuck!? I have never met the old geezer yet he makes me the heir. I looked at the family members' faces and felt a chill run down my back.

I felt like a lamb who was just thrown into a den of wolves.

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