CHAPTER SEVEN

I wake up and head to the bathroom. I take a quick shower and brush my hair for the first time sense I got here seeing as I finally have a hair brush. Saitama didn't have any I could borrow, and Genos doesn't think they are necessary, so I had to go find a 24 hour convenience store last night to go get one. Anyway, after I got ready, I went down to Saitama's house. Before I got to his door, it opened and he and Genos walked out. I take out my phone and see it's 6 o'clock.

Cupid: "You're up early Saitama. You usually don't even get dressed till at least 8."

Saitama: "Yeah, well Genos came an hour ago to wake me up."

Genos: "You need to be fully awake for such an important test, Sensei."

Saitama: "Then why didn't you go wake up Cupid too?!?"

Genos: "He usually wakes up on time."

Cupid: "More importantly, Genos, can you tell me everything you think might be on the academic part of the exam?"

Genos's eyes started spinning for about five seconds.

Genos: "It will most likely include every form of English, Math, Science, History, and Geography all up to college level, as well as a standard IQ test. But why, master? It's too late to study now."

Cupid: "Saitama, do you think you'll be able to pass that?"

Saitama: "Nope, no way."

I go to the store and search "Information Transfer".

[Ability: Information Transfer]

[Information Transfer: Allows the user to transfer pure information, but not memories, by touching a living thing's head/brain area. Active Ability.]

[Cost: 10 SP]

[Buy:]

[Yes/No]

I click yes and buy it.

Cupid: "Hey, Saitama. Come here."

I walk up to him and grab his head. I quickly transfer all the knowledge Genos said to him.

Saitama: "What the heck was that?!? How did you do that?!?"

Cupid: "What is the square root of 169?"

Saitama: "13. Wait, how did I know that?"

Cupid: "Ok let's get to the exam center. What direction is it Genos?"

Saitama: "Answer me!"

Genos: "We just need to go forward for about 25 miles, then take a left and keep going for another 3 miles."

Cupid: "Let's just fly Genos. You can keep up, right Saitama?"

Saitama: "Wait, what? I don't want to run that far! Carry me or something!"

Cupid: "Ok, we'll see you there. Come on Genos."

Genos: "Yes, master."

We both fly away with a screaming Saitama behind us. After about 30 minutes, we arrived at a building with a huge dome. We see a line forming outside one of the entrances with a bunch of odd people. I'm fairly sure I saw that old dude from street fighter in there somewhere. Anyway, as we were walking to the line we see an angry Saitama jogging up to us.

Saitama: "Why couldn't you just carry me!?! You don't even use your hands when you fly like Genos!"

Cupid: "Come on guys, it looks like the exam will start soon."

Saitama: "STOP IGNORING ME!"

We walk up to the line and wait for a wile till we finally made our way in. We were separated into groups with me being with Saitama and Genos going to another. First we were led into a room with a bunch of f desks to do the writing portion of the exam. It was mostly the same as what Genos predicted with the addition of an essay. After that, we were led back into the dome for the physical exam. There were a few other examinees who were laughing at Saitama probably from a mix of him being bald and the fact he was wearing a thong for some reason. It's not like he needed extra mobility?

Examiner 1: "Side to side jumps for 30 seconds!"

Saitama was first and to be honest I couldn't see much of what happened other than a blurry Saitama and the floor being destroyed. When it was my turn I was also able to create after images, but I was no where near Saitama's speed. The next test was a race that Saitama won with me being in second by just a hair. I don't think he's really trying at the exam. Anyway, next test was weightlifting. Me and Saitama with lifted the maximum amount they had with one hand, although I was sweating a bit and Saitama could lift this whole building so he had no problems. Next test was shot put, with both of us launching it out of the building. Next vertical jumping. Saitama shot up like a rocket and smashed through the ceiling. I also shot up, but only just enough to touch the top of the building and fall back down, using my wings to slow my fall. I got a few weird looks for having wings, but no one really payed too much attention either due to there being more weird things in the world or I scared them with my pure size. The next test was... whack-a-mole? I don't know why, but we both hit all the moles, Saitama smashing the machine and me just hitting them normally. Last test was a punching machine. Saitama launched it , so they took us to another one. I think they were finally catching on because they put me last. Rightfully so, because I smashed the machine into the wall as well. Overall to the examinees, it looked like me and Saitama both were about the same strength with Saitama being slightly stronger. If they knew that I was going all out and Saitama wasn't even trying yet, they would probably piss their pants. As I'm thinking this, an examiner walks up to me.

Examiner 5: "Are you Mr. Cupid?"

Cupid: "Yes. Why?"

Examiner 5: "You have another part of the test to take. Please follow me, sir."

Cupid: "I'll be back in a few minutes Saitama."

Saitama: "Ok. Meet me at the lockers, I've got to go change."

I walk off to a separate room with the get to see 5 shadowy figures. I wouldn't be surprised if they got some guy who specifically had powers to make shadows on people's faces. They are moving and the shadows are just sticking to them. Oh, I'm getting off track agai- crap their already talking!

Guy 3: "-e've been talking about it, and, after testing of the creature, we've determined that it had a minimum disaster level of Demon, if not dragon. Seeing as how easily you captured it in the footage as well as the fact you and this... Saitama, broke all the previous records we had, we have deemed it proper to immediately give you the title of a class S hero. Currently, you hold rank 13, directly above the newly appointed class 14, Genos. The only thing left is we need you to take a few tests to determine the strength of that trapping power you showed in the incident. If you have any other abnormal powers or abilities that should also be tested, please inform the tester who we have brought in for this, Child Emperor."

As they finish speaking, the same guy from before comes up to me to guide me to another room a few doors down. Inside was what looked like a bunch of different sized and shaped hydraulic presses, different animals varying from mice to sheep, and a few stacks of large plates.

Boyish voice from behind: "Wow, I thought they were exaggerating with the height. How is that even possible? Most people who suffer from gigantism have odd proportions, but other than his abnormally sized hands, he looks to just be a highly athletic and healthy male when not compared to anything size wise."

Cupid: "I don't know either, I've just always been like this."

Child Emperor: "Ahh! Oh sorry, I didn't realize you could hear me. Anyway! We need to proceed with a few tests on any powers you may have as well as a more advanced paper test seeing as you got a perfect score on the normal one. Also, do you know what your IQ is? Generally the test is given in most schools."

Cupid: "I have no idea what my IQ is. Never got tested."

Child Emperor: "Ok then, can you go grab one from that stack over there and sit at that table by the wall? I'll be over there in a minute to administer the test."

I head over to the vacant side of the room with only a table and what looks like children's toys and blocks on the other side.

END OF CHAPTER SEVEN