『 A wild Cowboy Otaku appears! 』

〚 Story by: AyyyZelos 〛

After a short while of tinkering and a few explosions later, Mei and Rina had fixed the 'double jump boots' and took extra care to make sure that they don't blow up again.

"Rina let's take these babies for a test run, shall we?" suggested Mei, with a proud look on her face at the thought of what her creation was capable of.

Rina slipped the boots onto her feet, tightening the straps and leaving the 'super secret lab' and returning to their bedroom so that her double jumps don't open up a new hole in the roof.

"Count down to take off Nee-san!"

"HAI! 3... 2... 1... Tak- " She was cut off.

Just as the girls were going to commence the testing of the 'double jump boots' they heard a yell.

"Girls come down, Kiba-kun came to visit you!" called their mother.

Kiba Morimoto, their mom's childhood friend and current next-door neighbour. [ A/N: Snipe doesn't have a real name so I made one up :P ]

He is a man of average height, standing at 5'11" tall. He has slightly tanned olive coloured skin, onyx black eyes and deep purplish shoulder-length dreadlocks, courtesy of losing a bet against Kana a few years back he was forced to change his hairstyle to resemble a thinner version of hers.

He is always dressed up as a cowboy, even if it didn't fit with his hairstyle, On his legs were yellow chaps over baggy black pants. His feet were embellished by grey boots with sharp razor-sharp steel spurs on the back of the heels and a brown cowboy hat with a thick metallic plate at the front having a large black 'S' engraved on it. On his right thigh is a black gun holster which holds his cowboy pistol. [ A/N: Am I the only person that thinks it's weird to see a cowboy with dreads? ]

As the girls came down, they saw their parents welcoming Kiba into the living room.

The sight of the pistol on his hip immediately caused Rina to tremble in excitement, instantly flashing over to Kiba not even realising she had activated her special boots to increase her speed.

"Kiba-nii where did you get that cool gun?" asked Rina with stars in her eyes.

The pistol was an old western-styled 'Colt Frontier 6 shooter revolver'. It had a metal barrel, hammer and overall build along with a revolving cylinder with 6 bullet chambers. It also had a wooden handle with a silver 5 pointed star on it.

"Oh Riri, I bought this beauty at the old town road, its a replica of a classic design." He replied, furthering Rina's curiosity and intrigue in the small weapon.

"Hehe, Riri. You're the only one that could call her that and live to see another day." chuckled Kana.

"Its because I cater to her wants and let her have fun, unlike our resident super nanny over here." said Kiba whilst spinning his revolver around on his finger like a spinning top. [ A/N: BEYBLADE LET IT RIP! ]

"I don't want you waving that thing around my precious little girls, you got that partner?" scowled Shino, his overprotective nature kicking in.

"Sure sure, whatever you say grandma." Kiba rolled his eyes at Shino's behaviour.

"Hey Riri, next time I'm free I'll take you for around to the shooting range for a gander, what do ya' say?" he whispered to Rina.

"Yay! You're the best Nii-san." exclaimed a delighted Rina.

"Look over here Lil miss, I'll show you my shooting skills." proclaimed Kiba as he prepared to demonstrate his marksmanship prowess.

Pointing his pistol at Shino who was standing in from of the window, about to take a bite of an apple he squeezed the trigger.

The bullet flew out of the chamber and obliterated the green apple that was just inches from Shino's face.

*BANG*

"Kyaaa!" Shino let out a girly shriek and rubbed his eyes, blinded by some of the apple juice that was blown into his eyes.

"Hahaha" everyone in the room guffawed at Shino's not so manly reaction.

"Hey Mei-chan, Riri check this out." Said Kiba before activating his quirk and taking another shot.

*BANG*

It was then that the bullet came out of the pistol at a snail's pace, being seen to the naked eye and making a 'figure 8' and doing other cool tricks before doing circles around Kiba.

This was his quirk, 'Homing'. It allowed him to control the trajectory of his projectiles with perfect precision. As well as control the speed of them, making them accelerate and decelerate at will.

Just as he was about to pinch the bullet to stop its movement he was knocked into by Mei, resulting in a loud cracking sound behind them.

Turning around, they were greeted by the sight of a broken decorative vase on the floor and their mother pulling Kiba by the ear.

He had lost control over his quirk when he was bumped into by Mei, causing the bullet to regain its original speed and break an expensive vase into lots of tiny shards.

"Who's going to pay for my vase, huh? You damn cowboy otaku!" roared a vexed Kana with a vein on her forehead threatening to burst.

The girls just laughed and watched on as their mother took out her anger on her best friend, who by the looks of it had given up any resistance.

'They're pretty close.' thought Rina, as her mother was a massive tsundere who would show love through violence and yelling, but by the looks of it she was pretty pissed off at the moment.

"Not so tough now are ya, mighty cowboy?" mocked Shino, clearly not the fondest of Kiba's antics.

"Listen over here big fella, there are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works." replied Kiba with a sage-like expression on his face, as if he was bestowing his wisdom to an inexperienced youngling.

"He's right Shino, maybe you could learn a little from him." said Kana, with a scary expression on her face that would take no answer other than 'yes'.

Seeing that look on his wife's face Shino shivered in his boots, and was intimidated by his wife, he knew where his place was.

"Damn how's such a little lady so scary." he muttered, not realising Kana could hear him quite clearly and has made a massive misunderstanding.

"What did you say? You better not be talking about my chest again, I'll kick your ass six ways to Sunday!" she growled at her husband who was gradually turning into a quivering mess, depressed and squatting in the corner of the room drawing circles on the floor to hopefully not earn his wife's ire.

Unlike Shino, someone else didn't take the hint "Chest? What chest? Look at biggums over there, I'm sure he's the real woman in this relationship. He cooks, he takes care of the kids, he actually showers and he's got bigger tits than ya too'." amusedly said Kiba not seeing the slowly darkening expression on Kana's face.

"Ya' know 'cowboy' it's better to keep yer mouth shut and look stupid than open it and prove it." mocked a resentful Kana, cocking back her fist with a murderous aura lingering around her.

"Is it too late to apologise?" whimpered Kiba whilst covering his face to defend against any attacks. Not noticing Kana's attention going to his lower body.

'You fool, you left your self wide open.' thought Rina, inwardly praying for the survival of Kiba's future children.

'That wound may heal but he will have to deal with the trauma for his whole life.' thought Shino as he winced in pain in preparation for what was to come.

'Uh oh, that's gonna leave some big ouchies.' thought Mei, partially confused why her angry mother didn't choose to hit him in the face since it would hurt a lot more.

*pop*

"AAAAAAAAAAHH!"

"And for your information, my babies take precedence over trivial things like showering." humphed Kana, walking away and ignoring the broken shell of a man she had left bawling on the floor lamenting ever crossing this evil pink-haired demon.