Zachary's Story

"I had just graduated from High School and on my way back home when I saw this box. It was labeled "FREE" I looked inside to see a newborn kitten along with a newborn puppy. I was so devastated when I saw this. I wondered "Who would leave these poor things out on the streets, especially when they're that young!?" So, I took them into my home, and I fed them, gave them love and attention, and everything they needed. I had become so attached to those animals, it was like they were my own. I started to learn new and interesting facts about cats and dogs, and then I decided to learn more about other animals. I watched nature shows and looked up all kinds of things that a lot of people never knew about. I had become so fascinated in animals, because most animals were so affectionate and caring, and they loved you as long as you loved them back. You see, when I was in school our family was one of the poorest families in school, and I didn't have all of the cool new things that all of my friends had. I was bullied and teased because of the shoes I wore, the clothes I wore, and even the kind of phone I had. All of the kids were so judgy, I was so scared to go into High School because I knew that high schoolers could be worse than middle schoolers. But my mom forced me to go "interact" with other kids my age and whatnot. By the end of High School I decided that I would take online college classes, so then I could have more time to be with my pets, do some painting, take care of my plants and exercise more. I mainly took online classes so that I didn't have to interact with other people that I didn't like. Also, since I wasn't very fit before and was kinda chunky, I was bullied even on the streets by people I didn't know, when I was walking home from school. Hard to tell, huh~?"

He flexed his muscles then winked at me, and Nigel glared at him. I blushed and continued listening.

"I decided that since I liked animals and learning about them so much, I wanted to be able to help them more. So, I took classes that would help me become a zoologist. I was a zoologist for many years, and I helped discover more things about animals and how us humans affect them, than I could have ever imagined. It was my dream job, and I didn't want anything other than that. Until one day, there was a thunderstorm and I was on my way home from work. I lived in Texas, where tornadoes were quite common, though rain wasn't. I don't remember much, but all I remember was the tornado picking me up off the ground, and swirling around for what seemed like hours. Suddenly, there was a flash of lightning and then darkness. Then I was greeted by the angels here. I don't know what I did, but they said I was going to become an angel, as long as I did specific tasks, like protecting people and blah, blah, blah. That's all folks!"

After listening to his story we decided that we should play some games to pass the time.

"GAME NIGHT…!" Yelled Zachary.

We played all kinds of games. First we played "Scrabble", then we played "Cards against Humanity", we played a bunch of card games too. We played, "Go Fish", "Poker", and "Crazy 8". One of the last games we played was "Never Have I Ever".

For some reason we decided to let Zachary ask the first question. Of course, he asked me, "Jessica, have you ever... lost your V-card~?"

I threw a pillow at him, we all blushed and laughed. "NO I HAVE NOT! NOW STAWP IT!!" I felt my body temperature rising.

"Okay, if you say so…"

"SHUT UP! WHEN WOULD I HAVE LOST MY VIRGINITY!?!?"

Zachary looked like he was up to something as he smiled and said, "Oh, I don't know...you tell me.~"

He whipped his head around to look at Nigel and grinned widely. "Do YOU have any idea of when she would have lost her V-Card…?"

Nigel profusely blushed and looked into his lap. "N-NO! SHE'S N-NOT LYING! WE haven't done anything…"

"Oohhh, okay…"

"ANYWAY, NEXT!"

Nigel quickly started his turn. He asked Zachary, "Have you ever KISSED someone…? If you have who?"

Me and Zachary blushed, though he glanced up to look at me as he said, "Uhm, no…?"

"Hmmm…. Are you sure…?"

Nigel was trying to get him to say something he would regret but I figured knowing Zachary he wasn't going to spill it. Even though we hadn't told each other we wouldn't tell, we both knew that we shouldn't.

"No…."

"OHHHH, then WHO….?"

"...."

He wouldn't say. He just kept blushing and staring at the floor like he was deciding whether he should say or not.

"I'm waitinnng,"

"OKAY! I HAVE KISSED SOMEONE BEFORE! There, happy…?"

"Not until you tell who, my good sir. Sorry rules are rules, considering I am asking you who. So technically you didn't answer the full question."

I was getting tired of this nonsense so I sighed in frustration, and blurted out, "ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THAT QUESTION FIRST GETS TO SLEEP WITH ME TONIGHT…!"

They just stared at me and I could feel my body getting stiff as I facepalmed myself. (Oh, god. What the hell is wrong with me…? Why did I….)

All of a sudden, they both shouted, "I KISSED HER!" and pointed at me. (But, of course.)

I covered my blushing face with my hands, they both blushed as well then started arguing about who said it first.

"WILL YOU GUYS CALM DOWN!!"

"Why don't we all just do what we did last night? Jessica sleeps in the middle, and we sleep on the sides…?" Zachary shrugged.

"Why would Miss Jessica want to do that?!?"

They started quarrelling once again.

"Fine. If that'll stop you guys from tearing each other's throats…"