Transmission Interrupt
"This just in. An unknown object has appeared in the front yard of the White House, just a few minutes ago. Our correspondent, Sheryll Watts, is on the scene. Sheryll?"
"I'm standing here in front of the White House, looking at what seems to be a monolith made of black stone. Our camera was able to capture what looks like writing or etching on the object's surface. They seems to glow brightly, with their colors switching from red, blue and green. Then back to red, repeating to cycle. White House security is already cordoning off the area. Oh, the Secret Service is now evacuating the President, onboard Marine One. We'll come back to you for..."
Massive lightning strike hits the monolith. The broadcast lost signal was cut off air.
"We'll try to re-establish our communication with Sheryll. And this just in... Wait, what? Is this true? You're not kidding, right? Okay, okay, I'll report it."
"The 'monolith' was also found in many more population centers around the world. Los Angeles. New York. Houston. Chicago. That's just a few here in the U.S. They are also found in Mexico City, Ottawa, Quebec, London, Paris, Berlin, Lisbon, Madrid, Rome, Moscow, Beijing, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore. New Delhi. And it seems they all appeared the same time. We haven't been able to confirm all of them but it seems the phenomenon is not limited in scope."
"And this just in, again. It was reported that many of the monoliths were also confirmed to be struck by lightning at the same time."
"Oh (censored)... what the hell? And now I'm imagining I'm censoring myself."
*Offscreen* "We heard it too. It's not you imagination."
"What is happening now to the world."
*Transmission cut off*
*A new transmission plays*
"Hello, citizens of the world. I would like to congratulate each and everyone. Now you have a chance to exceed your mortal limitations. Come enter the Dungeon, where riches and power are available to those who are willing to dive its dangerous depths. Come, join us. Explore the dungeon and make yourself better than ever before."
"To enter the Dungeon, just touch the monolith that is located in most populations centers. This also includes all state and national capitals."
"Achieve your wildest dreams."
"And fuck your gods for imposing those limits on you."
*Transmission Ends*
And the world erupted into chaos.
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Damn it. Damn it all. Just (bleep) it all.
Instead of introducing it slowly, you just (bleep) threw us into the deep end of the pool. Caring not if we drown and sink.
And I'm gonna bear the brunt of all the (bleep) consequences. (Bleep) you.
Why? Just why. Just (bleep) damn them all.
I've gained nothing but pain and suffering when I was still on Earth. Everything I have is gone. My family is dead. I have no relatives that I can trust. And what remaining friends I have betryed me. And if what you're saying about the gods on Earth is true, then (bleep) them.
It's not that I hate other people. It's that I hate people who let those (bleep) do whatever the (bleep) they want without consequences. Blaming everyone else for their imagined hurts and suffering.
They don't know the (bleep) meaning of suffering.
And he wants me to save them.
And, you know what? After all those things that happened to me, I will save them. But I will not save them myself. They will have to earn their own SALVATION.
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"This is bad."
"Bad, really? That is the worst understatement ever. The gods... no... they lied to us, used us, then abandoned us when like a piece of dirt. No, they treated us like (bleep) dirt. So (bleep) them. (Bleep) them all." Jaku has never cursed, not even once. Not even the time he lost his wife on the raid that killed the Rank 77 Undead-Type dungeon. So him cursing surprised anyone, including me."
"Calm down, me boy. We can't change de pasht, but we can change de future."
"As much I would like to disagree, Grummy is right. There's nothing we can do to alter the past. But we move on forward and fix our mistakes and take our vengeance them."
"You're right, Romul. I just wish that if we had known, things might have... no should been better for everyone."
"Ah undershtand, me boy. Even Ah have regrets, but it don't hold me back. I jest have te make shure dat dose dings never happen again."
"So, now that we know of it, do we tell the others?"
"Do you have to ask, Romul? We have no choice. And it's better to tell them now instead of them finding out self from another source. This way we can be prepared on how to handle this... problem."
"Roight, Marius. So what do we do?"
"We have to call a Grand Gathering of representatives from different havens. Not only to inform the other havens of the dungeon's existence, but also the problem we now face."
"Then we must return to Trevellen with due haste and call for the Grand Gathering as soon as possible."
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Well, they're leaving. Again.
I don't know when they will be back once more. And now I have to expand my dungeon once more. It's not I don't like it. I love building up my dungeon, I do. It's the best that ever happened to me.
But now... it's just become a tedious pain in the (bleep). Why do I have to do this when I'll just get some (bleep) (bleep) with entitlement issues (bleep) everything up? When the governments of the nation of Earth will just interfere and take everything for themselves.
So if this want he wants me to do, then he (bleep) likes what I'm going to do.
First, I'm gonna screen everyone that wants to enter the dungeon. Self-entitled (bleep), out. Government agents, out. (Bleep) terrorists, out. Religious idiots, out. Self-righteous people that forces their warped views on everyone, out.
Second: I'm gonna kill anyone who even tries any funny (bleep) in the dungeon. No exceptions.
Third: No modern weapons from outside. If they want guns, they have to make guns in here. Ditto on any kind of explosives and biochemical weapons. I have the third and fourth floor already. And the Shop.
And they're limited to the Instance copies, not my main dungeon.
Wow, new adventurers from Earth already. Good thing I implemented the rules already.
*Inspection, then realization*
WHAT THE (BLEEP) ARE THEY DOING IN HERE!!! DAMN YOU (BLEEP), (BLEEP) DAMN YOU!!!
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"OH DEAR. IT SEEMS OUR DUNGEON HAS SEEN THE LITTLE SNEAKY THAT I PULLED. THAT OUGHT TO TEACH HIM HOW TO RESPECT OTHERS, ESPECIALLY ME. HEHEHE!"