Gotta catch em all!

"Too easy.." Thought Konrad passing through the corridors of the labyrinth, an acromantula that just a moment ago had almost two meters left behind now only the size of a normal spider.

'I wonder what would happen when the resizing spell losses its effect in a few months...'Konrad thought imagining a twenty meter long spider that got so big because of a quick growth spurt while being very small. "...hehe...I hope I'm not there if that happens ehehe...".

Suddenly a shady figure passed through the corridor crossing Konrad's.

"Huh? That must have been the imperioused Krum." Konrad Thought.

"CRUCIO!"A voice resounded from the side of Konrad, but he didn't move and only looked at the attacker, the unforgivable dispersing upon reaching a meter from Konrad.

"Ehh... Can't even bypass my magic aura's natural shielding...no matter..." Konrad muttered and waved his hand. A wandless soundless stupefy materialized behind Viktor and hit him, making him faint. Then Konrad broke the Imperius and woke him up after obliviating him from the last two minutes so he didn't blame himself for attacking Konrad and forgot about his wandless proves.

"Huh?...Vat Vhere am I?!" The Quidditch star asked.

"You alright there Viktor? I found you unconscious here, you don't look alright, I woke you so you didn't die of some stray creature or something but If you want to continue then go on." Konrad said patting him on the shoulder and helping him stand up.

"Thanks I... Vleur! Someone used Imperius on me and I attacked her! Vee need to find her!" He said urgently.

Konrad nodded and soon they found the unconscious veela getting pulled into the hedge by living vines. The two boys quickly freed, woke her up and explained the situation but she was to injured to continue anyway, so Viktor offered to stay with her and wait until help arrives.

"You probably saved both Our Lives today Konrad." Said Viktor.

"Oui, Viktor is...right." Added Fleur weakly.

The two older champions expressed their thanks and a wish for Konrad to win the tournament for them. Konrad nodded and headed of in the direction of the cup.

Tripping Cedric in front of a binding trap was a shameful thing for Konrad but still a necessity. He didn't want anyone to slow him in the graveyard and Cedric could potentially die there as well even if with Konrad, that possibility was rather non-existent.

"Sorry Cedric" Was what Konrad mumbled to himself after invisible passing the bounded boy and sending red sparks above him.

Soon in front of Konrad The Triwizard Cup stood proudly. The Additional Portkey and confusion spell added on it, were easily detected by Konrad. He removed the confusion spell so he didn't became all wobbly and careless on the other side and checked his Ender Pouch, ('Yes, he's going to call it that and no one is gonna stop him muahaha!')

Inside he found a bunch of balls half red and half white with a black ring between the colors. It was made from The philosophers stone(the red part), magic silver-Mithril(The white part) and mokeskin(the black part. it was highly enchanted and runed on the inside of the outer layers and the outside of the inner layers so it couldn't be manipulated from outside nor inside. When Hermione first had this idea she wanted to just use The philosophers stone but Konrad proposed a different design which actually improved the effectiveness and lowered the cost of usage in magic,(not like they have little of it), But Hermione at that time didn't realize what they made until it was to late.

"ITS NOT A POKEBALL!!!" Konrad remembered her shouting.

"But yes it is! it looks the same and works basically the same so it's a Pokeball!" Was Konrad's grinning reply.

Konrad grinned once again after remembering their quarrel and then looked back at the cup.

"Alright! Gotta catch em All!" he said and grabbed the Portkey.

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"Bones of the father unknowingly given, You'll renew your son." Was the voice of Amycus Carrow who slowly progressed with the ritual of resurrection. Konrad was bounded to the tombstone but on his face was a mischievous grin. Nagini that slithered nearby just a while ago was at the moment inside the Pokeball that Cristal picked up from where Konrad first arrived. Why he didn't just wreck havoc and stopped the ritual was because there was still many followers of the Dork Lard out there and Konrad wanted from Tommy to call them here.

No one realized That a huge snake that just a moment ago slithered nearby was now nowhere to be seen, and the only person other than Cristal and Konrad, who could hear the sudden shout of the surprised possessed snake girl was at the moment swimming in a very hot bubbling jacuzzi.

"Flesh of the servant willingly sacrificed, you will revive your Master" Said Carrow while cutting off one of his little fingers with a maniacal grin similar to his sister standing beside him.

"blood of the enemy, forcibly taken, you will resurrect your for" He said walking over to Konrad.

Creating an illusion of himself being cut and providing some banshee blood(Don't ask) from a vial in his back pocket was a child play for Konrad. At first he thought about giving them his blood willingly which would be directly against what the ritual said but he decided that his Elixir of life infused blood should be as far as possible from that cauldron...well it might have just purified Voldemort or something but better not experiment like this now.

Inside Konrad was laughing eagerly. His long term experiment was about to comence. The funniest thing for him we're actually the bones of the father. Konrad went over two years ago to a zoo, looking for some animal on the verge of death whose bones he could exchange for Marvolo senior's, And look, look! A very old sloth seemed to soon give its last breath. Konrad took it with him after making people forget about the sloth and made his last moments the happiest possible to recompensate for how his bones would be used later.

Now Konrad waited for the effect of the ritual to take place. he couldn't wait to see what would be the outcome of merging Voldemort with a sloth and a banshee. When he proposed this to his girls he received a harsh beating but in the end curiosity took over and they admitted that he made them interested.

The weird elixir boiled and changed into a white yet deathly mush that didn't explode but actually dissolved the cauldron and spread on the ground like a mist soon sinking into the ground. In the center of where the cauldron used to be, a tall yet stooped figure with very long hands and white skin, stood.

"Clothe me." We're the first words of the resurrected Voldemort, his voice calm and easily heard yet extremely quiet. The now really terrified yet excited at the same time Carrows did just that together because their weirdly shaped Master was going to be hard clothing by a single person.

Konrad had a really hard time stopping himself from making sounds 'This! THIS!...'

At this time they were already observed by four different girls hiding in the shadows. all of them had similar expressions as Konrad yet only he had a vague idea what Voldemort resembled.

"Amycus, your hand." We're the words of Voldemort who still didn't realize that something was wrong. He didn't even saw that his movement was very slow for some reason.

Voldemort called his death eaters thanks to Carrow's dark mark that he gave on the first try instead of second like a certain rat animagus would have done.

as the death eaters started appearing Konrad could take it any longer and burst out laughing.

"HAHAHA....YOU....HA...BECAME...SCP-096!!! HAHAHA!" Konrad laughed stunning everyone, be it death eaters or his girlfriends. No one understood what did the boy meant with his words but he was laughing, apparently because of their Masters peculiar appearance. They got enraged but Voldemort had a face of confusion and then realization when he looked at his long arms that almost reached the ground and claw like fingers.

"Mirror." He said, still in this very quiet voice yet it somehow felt like a shouted order to everyone.

Voldemort quickly looked into the mirror conjured by one of his remaining death eaters and he became shocked which slowly became greater and greater rage. he saw his face and saw his extremely weird jaw. but he's beautiful snake features he used to have were nowhere to be seen. His body was bonely and disfigured, his have ghostly like a wrath but even in the shape of an actual wrath he didn't look this hideous! And Konrad was still laughing behind them now completely free from his bindings.

Voldemort was so enraged that his mouth started to open in a soundless cry that soon became hearable and the more his jaw opened the louder was the shout, finally it became a full force shriek that made all the death eaters fall to the ground as if they heard an immature mandrake, while his jaw was opened so much that his mouth hole should easily fit a human head inside of it.

Konrad and the girls could easily withstand the sound attack but they didn't dare getting closer to the monster. They raised into the sky with flying magic and watched as the enraged Voldemort lost all sanity and was about to rise slaughter among the Unconscious Death Eaters by ripping them into shreds with his claws. Konrad wasn't about to let that happen though so he made an illusion so SCP-TOM thought, that he's killing something while everyone collected the Death Eaters into the Pokeballs.

As the illusion showed the death of everyone, Voldemort started calming down. Konrad just tossed a Pokeball at the unsuspecting monster and Looked at his girls.

"...ehhh...I certainly didn't expect THAT to happen...ehehe" Konrad said.

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Somewhere in the realms of gods, Morgan and Discord watched how the resurrection ritual progressed. Suddenly-

"*PFFFFT* How the hell did THAT happen?!" shouted Discord after spitting the glass he drunk from his exploding chocolate milk due to seeing Voldemort's new form and recognizing the fictional monster.

"Hell If I know, hahaha!" Replied Morgan. " I didn't project the ritual system of that universe." He explained clearly amused.