What you should do with leftover spices

Bai Lidong doesn't understand what the things he brought were for. Chili powder, a roll of duct tape, scissors, garlic, star anise powder, grounded black pepper, and cinnamon powder? Is Xie Feihao trying to cook something?

When Bai Lidong handed Xie Feihao the plastic bag full of spices, he was expecting the kid about to do something absurd... and his prediction was right.

"What are those for?" Chen Bai asked. The assassin on the chair has gained his consciousness back while Bai Lidong was out.

"Just to shove it up to his nose." Xie Feihao replied like nothing about what he has said was wrong, "Hold him down." He ordered the two guards who were in charge of preventing the prisoner from escaping.

Xie Feihao cut a piece of duct tape and sealed the mouth of the poor man who's on the ground, then opened all the powder containers. He pulled the man's hair so the prisoner's beaten face is visible under the dim light. Xie Feihao grabbed the contains and starts to pour the powder onto his face.

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This guy has a sensitive nose. I've only used two containers full and he starts to move around screaming, his eyes are tearing up. I quickly pull the duct tape off of his mouth, leaving a huge red mark on his face.

He starts to open his mouth, panting, having a difficult time to breath with all the powder in his face, "S-STO-"

I grab a clove of whole garlic and stuff it in his mouth before he continues to scream, "You're too loud, I'm not done yet." I told the guards to take off his clothes.

Chen Bai looks confused, "the victim already gave in, what are you doing" is what he's probably thinking about.

I took a sharpie out, then starts to draw tortoises on his face and back, then wrote 'cuckold' on his forehead. Bai Lidong snorted then covered his mouth.

I stood up to stretch, I've been crouching for too long. I asked Bai Lidong for his bastard's phone, then unlocked the password on the first try while he screamed with the onion in his mouth.

"Chen Bai, you know Yang Li right?" I asked while went on the web with my victim's phone.

"That kid?" He asked me.

"He searched this guy's identity after tracking the security cameras on the street. You guys should do a better job if a high schooler is able to find out this much information within a few days." I enter the code that Yang Li told me and entered the dark web. This one is for earning a quick and large amount of cash for being bodyguards or assassins.

I went to the camera app and snap a picture of the cockroach on the floor, then wrote: "thanks for the entertainment" with the picture. Social media being the rumor spreader it is, quickly gained a lot of comments from other dark web users. Some laughed about this guy's situation, some panicked about the website getting found out, while others pity the guy who failed his mission.

The website only gives you money after your task is confirmed successful, but meeting the person who posted the quest is never going to happen unless the quest-sender wants to, so this guy is useless.

"Throw him in a ditch or let him die from hunger, I don't care." I throw the phone on the ground after taking the chip out, then snap it in half.

"Do we need to get rid of the fingerprints?" Chen Bai asked. That'll be useless, anyone can check the cockroach's history and find my name on his latest quest.

"No need. They've already known."

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I've arrived in front of the theater on a Saturday morning by taxi... and the only way for me to identify the blue-haired 'cray-cray' is from his curious little sister. Any outsider would be curious if he's a kidnapper instead of a guardian from the way he covers his face.

It seems like he hasn't noticed me yet. Just I was about to go to tell that bastard I arrive, Xie Feihao's phone buzzed in my pocket. Today I didn't put my things in a locker... since the news of someone hid a large number of drugs in there...

I quickly check the screen before answering, "What do you want?" I asked.

"Where are you?" Alex sounds like she's panicking, "Never mind that. Get here quickly! There's a situation!" I understand what 'here' means, but there's not shooting today... unless there has been a sudden change of plans

"No can do. I'm quite a busy person, just to get someone else to do the acting for me."

"It's not acting today, there's an inspection today! If you don't get here quickly they're gonna write your character dead!" This is the first time I've seen this side of hers, she's like Yang Li when she overreacts.

"But isn't my character going to die anyway?" I asked. One season, less than 20 episodes, and that character will go bye-bye and no one will remember it.

"Well if you get here quickly you won't! Less than twenty minutes, hurry!" -and she's the one who hangs up. After getting hanged up after listening to a person yelling, it felt like a door just slammed into your face.

Oh yeah, I'm not going. What? Is she going to kill me with those long nails of hers? The best she could do is give me a few kicks and a handful of scratches, she's an actor, not a fighter.

"William!" The blue-haired bastard finally noticed me... should I call him a smurf in secret?

"Sorry, but I have an emergency-" I don't like where this is going. "Can you watch over her?"

No-

And why are you handing a kid to a random stranger you met for a day?