bath

~Pricsilla~(February 14 79AD):

"I am going to have my bath somewhere else!! I need some private time for myself.", I said and left hurriedly.

I went quite far from there and took off my wig. I undressed myself, not completely, just in case, if some creep suddenly pops up. I still had an extra set of my inner wears, other than the one that I was wearing when I time traveled, in my handbag that I carried. After coming here, I wore each on alternative days, and washed the other.

I slowly stepped into the cold river. Just as I was getting comfortable, I heard someone coming. I knew it!! I knew some creep would come!! But what I didn't know was that the creep was none other than this noble idiot!!

"You....", He started saying.

"Sir I am a lady taking a bath... It inappropriate to watch me do so!", I interrupted.

"No! Did you see a guy, pretty short, walk by?"

"No."

Haha he had no IDEA that I was that guy!!! Wait, and how the hell was I short!! I was 5'6!!!

"That wig... You... Why do you have it?? And why is your hair red like a vampire's?"

"I found this wig on the floor, so I picked it up... And I can't help, my hair is naturally red!! Now can you please leave?? I am a married woman and it's inappropriate for you to watch me have a bath!!"

"Ohh sorry!!"

And with that he left. He took that F***ING WIG WITH HIM!!!

Now, how am I supposed to go back and take my horse?!

F*** F*** F*** F***!!!! This is the first time in my whole life, for me to cuss like this!!

I waited for a while, then wore my clothes, and sneakily approached my horse.

"Daryun, let's get outta here, before I get busted!"

"BOOH gotcha!"

I had not screamed any louder that then, in my whole life.

"Shhh stop screaming!! It's me!! Augustus!"

Who the hell was Augustus? I turned back to see the noble idiot grinning.

"You've practiced screaming or what?", He asked.

"No uhh, I just finished my bath and saw this pretty horse and... Just stopped to take a look!! And you are Augustus?? That famous guy, Mr...", I paused. What was the name of his father again?? Damn!!

"Ahh yes that's me. You?"

"I am called Priscilla!"

"Oh sweet name for a rough guy!"

"Eh?"

"Haha nothing! Now shall we go?"

"Go where? I have to go to my husband, and... You said you already have a company!"

"Yeah... I need to pick that ugly, bald idiot... You know? He sooo ugly that all the girls literally scream and run at the sight of him! The exact opposite of me, as you can see I am really charming, I atract all the woman!"

He called me ugly!! I would have smacked him right then and there, but sadly it would reveal my identity... Did he just call himself charming? CHARMING? My foot!!

"ohh... What are you doing with a guy that ugly anyway?", I asked suppressing my anger.

"Oh?? I just ended up with him! It's my fate I guess..."

"So sad."

"Yeeeaahh... But at least he is honest."

"How so?"

"Well, he accepts the fact that he's ugly, and... Remains quiet when someone insults him in anyway! Any normal person would have hit back!"

"Ohh yeah? Well then, it was nice meeting you... Let me get going or my husband would worry!!"

He smiled.

"Let's go!!", He pulled my arm, and lifted me up and threw me over my horse.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"