Absorbing_Rocks

Jack was a man casually living with his life going perfect. He suddenly gets transmigrated out of no where and becomes a declining clan's elder in a cultivation world! He now has to teach the clan members how to cultivate without knowing a single thing. 

On top of this he gets a mysterious system which only helps him with the more hate he generates from his members?

Member: "Clan elder! Please help me with this bottle neck!" 

Elder: "Go ask your worthless dad you garbage pile, you look like a rotten carrot" 

Member: "..."

Releases: At least 2 a week, word count will be my own choice but I try to get 500+. Any other chapters in a week is extra.

Transmigrating into a Clan Elder but Hate Fuels me!

"Elder Shen! The Clan Leader is calling for an audience with you!" A voice in the sky said. 


'This seems like a perfect way to wrack up a few of these rage points I guess. I can't be too rude otherwise the clan leader would probably injure me..'  Jack thought to himself carefully. 


"You think you can casually talk to me like that? Go eat a hotdog on a broken unicycle you insolent hot garbage!" Jack yelled in response. 


Everyone was silent. The only noise was the response from the system. 


"You.. Just because you're a fellow elder doesn't mean you can speak to me like that!" The voice in the sky responded angrily. 


"Shutup injured horse, you look like Will Smith if he had terrible plastic surgery!" Jack responded with a confident smile. 


"+200 Rage points" The system once more resounded out. 


There was again, silence. Then the other elder shot out of the sky onto the ground breaking chunks out of it, leaving a trail of dust. His face was beat red with veins poking out that looked like they would burst at any time. 


He stomped towards Jack, grinding his teeth.


As soon as they were face to face Jack did the unthinkable once more. He spit in his face. 


The other elder prepared to punch Jack in the face and began to yell out:


"You.. YOU DARE?! YOU INSOLENT LITTLE BIT-" 


But before he could finish, there was a voice in the sky. 


"Stop! No more fighting within the clan!" The voice said, covering the entire area. 


Everyone but Jack began to get chills. 


"Clan Leader! I was just-" The elder was cut off. 


"No Buts! The clan is beginning to decline and the last thing that we need is our elders fighting to the death! Elder Cao go to your quarters immediately! As for Elder Shen come to the meeting room now!" Cao clicked his tongue and followed his orders. 


"+20 Rage points, User "Elder Cao" is at maximum rage! No more points can be gained! Harvest: 780 Points!" The system said before fading away. 


"Yes Clan Leader!" Jack responded with a smile, he then followed the Clan Leader to the meeting area and sat down. 


"Elder Shen, I brought you here to ask if you passed the Immortal Tribulation." The clan leader said with a blank stare.


"Clan Leader, I have failed but it is not in vain. Through this I have gained enlightenment! I feel as if I can now teach people the way of cultivation! So if you ever need help come to big Elder Shen for assistance!" Jack replied with a smile. 


"Is that so.. in that case I will assign some Disciples to you!" The clan leader responded with a fake smile


'Wow. He's hard to piss off, he also completely turned that on me..' Jack thought, due to him playing video games all day he wasn't the brightest. 


"On one condition.. I want to name them." Jack replied. 


"Name them?" The leader responded confusedly. 


"Okay... I'll have it arranged. For now head to your quarters and prepare to have 5 guests! These will be your disciples till the day you die! You can choose one successor from them." The leader said with a smile. 


"Yes clan leader" Jack got up and exited. 


'5 disciples.. these rage points will be a cinch. I just need to figure out what I can use them on. System!'


Elder's Excuses