Absorbing_Rocks

Jack was a man casually living with his life going perfect. He suddenly gets transmigrated out of no where and becomes a declining clan's elder in a cultivation world! He now has to teach the clan members how to cultivate without knowing a single thing. 

On top of this he gets a mysterious system which only helps him with the more hate he generates from his members?

Member: "Clan elder! Please help me with this bottle neck!" 

Elder: "Go ask your worthless dad you garbage pile, you look like a rotten carrot" 

Member: "..."

Releases: At least 2 a week, word count will be my own choice but I try to get 500+. Any other chapters in a week is extra.

Transmigrating into a Clan Elder but Hate Fuels me!

Locked Options: 'Summons' 'Crafting' 'Quests


Additional Information: "System was created by Host's deepest desires. In approximately 'Undefined' Time there will be a tournament where all system users will fight!" 


'Tournament?! I need to get as much strength as possible! System display the Lottery options and chances, as well as the shop contents!' Jack quickly thought in panic. 


Common - 90% Chance of a common Cultivation Manual or skill. 10% Chance of a common physical change. 


Rare - 50% Chance of a rare Skill. 50% Chance of a brain upgrade. 


Epic - 20% Chance of any epic. 80% Chance of any rare. 


Legendary - 30% Chance of any legendary. 60% Chance of any epic. 10% Chance of any Mythical. 


Host currently incapable of mental power to open shop! Shop is now Locked. 


"... Guess shop isn't an option. Seems I'll just have to use the lottery for now.  Well I suppose its time to meet these disciples." Jack smiled. 


Jack opened the door to his home and there was 5 young teens all meditating waiting for him. 


1 of them was a female, the rest were just bald kids, they were all pretty average looking except two. One of them had eyebrows as sharp as daggers. The other had a face similar to Nicholas Cage. 


"Oh. My. God. HAHAHAH WHAT! Is that? HAHAHA" Jack laughed aloud while pointing at the odd looking kid. 


The kids just looked at each other confused, almost as if to say "This is one of our elders? This was our new master?" 


Jack stiffened himself back up to play the role of an important elder to get the naming over with. "I will now name each of you" 


He got in front of each of the children, pointing at them and saying a name. 


The 2 regular looking men were named Tomothy and Jimithy respectively, they didn't seem to mind that much. The female was named Karen and then he came to the weird ones. 


Jack named the Dagger kid Guts and the Nicholas Cage kid something quite odd that didn't make much sense to anyone. He named him Rickle Pick. 


'Just wait until they hear the story behind that one! HAHA funniest episode of a show ever.' Jack laughed internally and then invited the children inside after wiping his tears away, it was time for the training to begin.


Disciples