Jack was flying across the sky, loving every second of it as he looked for potential towns to rob- invite a kid to join the clan.
'Hmm... all these towns are pretty well established.. wait! There it is! The perfect town!' Jack laid his eyes upon a run down 'town' that had mud houses and all of the town's people were wearing only pants.
Jack landed down and immediately went up to a man to speak to him.
"Hello, I'm looking for some lucky kids to become disciples of mine!" Jack said proudly
The man just looked at him and said "Sir, we don't need a random low level clan member to come poach our kids.. we're all happy being regular people and do not wish to indulge in cultivation!"
"Uh.. I'm actually a clan elder.." Jack replied.
"Clan Elder?! Impossible! They should have an abundant amount of potential cultivators to choose from! Leave now scammer!" The man yelled back.
Jack grabbed the man by his throat and looked him in the eyes and said "Quit playing games now, give me your kids!"
"+100 Rage points"
The man peed on Jack and in response Jack accidentally broke his neck.
"Welp. That's bad." Jack looked at the now limp body and quickly dug a grave and tossed him in there, luckily there was no one around at this time.
A group of kids ran up to Jack, smiling and laughing.
"Do you know where our dad is? He was supposed to come pick us up here" One of the kids said. Jack started to sweat.
"Uh.. yeah he said he's leaving the village." Jack said quickly without thought.
The kids began to cry and Jack grabbed one and flew away from the village in a hurry.
'This one will have to do.. Ughhh this has just turned into a pain.'
The kid screamed and cried the entire way back to the clan and Jack just ignored it. Eventually they reached the place where the other disciples were cultivating and Jack threw the kid in front of the others.
"This is your new Junior everyone, his name is... Popeye." Jack said, laughing internally.
"Junior.. come train with senior.." Tomothy said with a devilish grin.
The kid screamed and cried once more, he would have a 'great' day ahead of him..