Absorbing_Rocks

Jack was a man casually living with his life going perfect. He suddenly gets transmigrated out of no where and becomes a declining clan's elder in a cultivation world! He now has to teach the clan members how to cultivate without knowing a single thing. 

On top of this he gets a mysterious system which only helps him with the more hate he generates from his members?

Member: "Clan elder! Please help me with this bottle neck!" 

Elder: "Go ask your worthless dad you garbage pile, you look like a rotten carrot" 

Member: "..."

Releases: At least 2 a week, word count will be my own choice but I try to get 500+. Any other chapters in a week is extra.

Transmigrating into a Clan Elder but Hate Fuels me!

After Jack watched Tomothy beat the brat now known as 'Popeye' for a while, he decided that it was time to check the progress of everyone's training and teach the new kid. 


"Line up!" Jack screamed out in an ancient voice. 


The Teens all hurriedly went in a straight line and Tomothy dragged Popeye's unconscious body into the line. 


Jack approached the first in line which was Rickle Pick. 


"Hmm. Sufficient. You've gained a level and are now at Qi refining 4.." Jack nodded and pointed for him to leave, he did this to each of them until he met with Tomothy. 


"... SLACKER!" Jack screamed out. Tomothy flinched and tried to protect his face. 


"Even Jimithy gained a level!" He screamed while pointing at Jimithy. 


"You know what. We don't need slackers in this clan!" Jack then cut Tomothy's throat with a slice of his hand which he covered in Qi. 


"Anyone else want to slack?!" Jack screamed out with a crazy look in his eyes. The remaining kids just shook their heads and cowered. 


"+900 Rage points! User: "Tomothy's Dad" Has reached the Rage Threshold! Total Harvest: 900!" 


'Uh oh. Oh well, I'll deal with it when it comes to it.' Jack smiled and slapped Popeye awake, he just passed out again after seeing Tomothy's body. 


'Ughhh how am I supposed to teach this garbage kid how to cultivate if he isn't awake?!'


"System notes that User can not gain points from itself!" Jack face palmed.


'System Use 1 Common Lottery ticket!' Jack said in his head


"1,000 Rage points spent... Calculating.. Calculating.. Loading.. Taking 100 years.." 


Jack waited in silence, his heart having butterflies. 


"You have won 'Age Reversal Skill'! Description: A common skill that is capable of turning one's age backwards, drawback is that it also reverses one's cultivation base. To others it will appear the same but you will be weaker." 


'... Should I use this? I mean I am old.. but if I become an immortal will I become younger or will I just be old forever? So many decisions.. For now I'll just hold onto it..' Jack grabbed a stick from the ground and pointed it at the kids. 


"We will now begin the very first training lesson for my dear disciples. During this lesson you worthless rotten cabbage will learn to become someone great, like Tommy Wiseau, what I mean is.. listen to me or I'll smack you hard enough to ruin your speech pattern and brain!" The teens gulped in response. 


"After we are done here.. I'll teach Popeye when he wakes up. If you disturb me, same consequences! We begin now!" Jack raised his branch in the air and did a war screech.


Teaching the Young!