Absorbing_Rocks

Jack was a man casually living with his life going perfect. He suddenly gets transmigrated out of no where and becomes a declining clan's elder in a cultivation world! He now has to teach the clan members how to cultivate without knowing a single thing. 

On top of this he gets a mysterious system which only helps him with the more hate he generates from his members?

Member: "Clan elder! Please help me with this bottle neck!" 

Elder: "Go ask your worthless dad you garbage pile, you look like a rotten carrot" 

Member: "..."

Releases: At least 2 a week, word count will be my own choice but I try to get 500+. Any other chapters in a week is extra.

Transmigrating into a Clan Elder but Hate Fuels me!

Jack was currently teaching his students the only way he knew how, by making everything up and trying to sound wise. 


Karen was cultivating while Jack was giving her pointers and observing her, she did her best to follow his instructions. 


"Very good form but you seem to be spending too much Qi in these points.. Oh nice you corrected it, maybe there is hope for you after all!" Jack smiled


"Okay now send a big rush of Qi at your Dantian all at once!" Jack said and Karen was in shock. 


She opened her eyes and said "But Master Shen the Dantian is very delicate and I'm not close to breakthrough.. maybe" Jack shook his head. 


He then proceeded to beat her with the stick and said "LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS" and when he stopped Karen simply nodded her head and tried to cultivate once more. 


Strangely enough when Karen listened she actually broke through another level, it stimulated her Dantian making it think it was time for a break through. She smiled and jumped up. 


Karen hugged Jack and said "Thank you Master Shen! Oh hi Popeye!" 


"You're my favorite cultivator!" Jack replied, laughing internally. 


'Did I hit her too hard? Is her brain okay? She really started to act like Tommy Wiseau..' Jack shook his head and went to the next disciple. 


The process repeated pretty monotonously until Popeye awoke from his deep sleep. Jack saw this and ran to him. 


"Heyyy so I know I stole you but... I'm here to teach you how to cultivate!" He waved his hand in Popeye's face until he showed signs of life. 


"If I learn.. will I see dad again?" Popeye said solemnly.


"Uh. Yeah. Eventually. Here's the method!" Jack placed his hand on the kid's back and imprinted the method into his brain. 


'I mean it's not a total lie.. he'll die eventually.' Jack smiled and the kid eventually started to cultivate. 


'This kid.. usually in these moments aren't they secretly a cultivation genius or something? Why does he suck?!' Jack face palmed. 


"ELDER SHEN! I HAVE CULTIVATED DEMONIC ARTS JUST TO KILL YOU! PREPARE YOURSELF!" The voice yelled from above. Jack looked up and it was Elder Cao and some other man that looked like he hated his guts. 


"System warns host, Tomothy's dad is in close proximity."


'Ah. I see. Well it was a good run' Jack smiled and prepared for combat.


Cultivation Prodigy? No.