Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo recalled the aroma of coffee. He was drooling. She swallowed her saliva,"I suddenly feel like drinking it, Yingluo."


  Sheng nanxuan was stunned. Is there anyone that could be so fast? Speak of the Devil and the devil will come!


  Gong mo looked at him pitifully and said,"why don't you make a cup?" Let me smell it. "


  "You wish!" Sheng nanxuan rolled his eyes at her.


  Suddenly, the smell of hot oil came from the kitchen. Then, there was a series of crackling sounds-the leek box was in the pot!


   Wu Wu Wu Wu.  Gong mo covered his mouth, turned around, and ran to the bathroom.


  Sheng nanxuan reacted and hurriedly chased after her.


   blargh ...  Gong mo lay on the sink and vomited.


  After she vomited, her face turned pale. Sheng nanxuan helped her out.  is it because of the smell of oil and smoke? "he asked.  it smells bad.  Don't go to the living room, go back to your room Yingluo."


Baby, you have to be obedient, okay?