Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Come." This time, Sheng nanxuan did not give her a pair of chopsticks. He picked up the box of chives and brought it to her mouth.


  She was stunned for a moment and took a bite, then-


   Wu, Wu, Wu.  she turned her head and vomited the box of chives into the bowl of hot and sour noodles that she had just filled. She lifted the quilt, jumped out of bed, and ran directly to the bathroom.


  Sheng nanxuan followed her. When he saw her vomit, he turned around and gave her a tissue.


  By the time she was done vomiting, she was almost out of strength.


  Sheng nanxuan carried her to the bed again. She covered her nose."Take the things away, Huanhuan."


  "Alright," he said. Sheng nanxuan immediately put away the bowls and chopsticks as he asked, " you vomited all the food you just ate. Do you want to cook something else? "


  Gong mo shook his head,"I don't want to eat anymore."


Why don't you blame yourself?