Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"Congratulations, it's a boy." Yu Qingliu said as she looked at the screen.


  When mother Yan heard this, she immediately clasped her hands together and bowed to the heavens gratefully.


  Gong mo was stunned. Sheng nanxuan had said that he wanted a daughter, and she had always wanted a daughter. Now that she heard that it was a son, she was a little disappointed, but she accepted it after two seconds.


  Sheng nanxuan was stunned and unhappy. He asked Yu Qingliu, " "Are you sure you didn't see wrongly?"


   it's such a simple matter. How can I be wrong?!  Yu Qingliu was also unhappy. Didn't this mean that his medical skills were bad?


  "The simpler something is, the more likely it is to go wrong!"


  "This is my little d * ck!" Yu Qingliu pointed at the screen.  look for yourself! 


  "This Kasaya could also be a finger."


  "My hand is here!" Yu Qingliu was irritated.


   then, Yingluo ...  Sheng nanxuan thought for a while but could not find a reason.


It's a boy