Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

Gong mo looked at the fish in his bowl and didn't know whether to eat or not. She was the one who was shot while lying down, alright ~


  "Do you want to eat?" she asked after some thought.


   go, go, go, ran ran.  her mother waved her hand.  your husband gave it to you. Don't waste his good intentions. 


  Hearing this, Gong mo didn't dare to ask her to eat anymore because she didn't dare to treat her mother like a trash can.


  Sheng nanxuan silently extended the bowl in front of her. She was stunned."Why?"


  "If you can't finish it, leave it to me."


  "Hey!" Her mother was furious.  you guys are showing off your love for a meal. Do you think we don't exist? "


  Gong Bai and Yu Xinran nodded silently. This display of affection was too much! Have you ever thought about the feelings of a single dog?


  "I can eat by myself," Gong mo whispered to Sheng nanxuan.


I know your husband is smart