Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

"I just like men who are older than me!" Ding dang said.


  Wu Di said in a daze,"I'm older than you, Yingluo."


  "You're only a few days older? I like a much bigger one! I'll start at seven or eight years old, barely twelve or thirteen years old, fourteen or fifteen years old would be the best, and twenty years old would be acceptable!"


   twenty years old?!  Wu Di cried out in shock, " are you looking for a man or a father?! 


   you ...  ding dang wanted to kick him, but he hurriedly dodged.


  "Come over and have a seat," Gong mo invited with a smile.


   no,"ding dang retracted her foot.  I should go. 


  "Aren't you going to stay for dinner?" Gong mo was puzzled.


   I ...  ding dang wanted to refuse again.


  Mother Yan came out of the room when she heard the conversation. She smiled and said,"Oh, Wu Di is here? I haven't seen you in a long time ~ who is this little beauty?"


  "He's my friend." Wu Di did not dare to say that she was his girlfriend.  her name is ding dang. 


Did I do something wrong?