Xu Raorao

By a series of freakish accidents, she provokes the feared and mysterious “God of Night”. 
When someone bullies her, he says, “Only two types of people bully my wife: those who haven’t crossed her path, and those who have already died. Which do you want to be?”
When someone questions her, he says, “Everything my wife does is right! Those who disagree can have a little chat with me!”
When he goes home, he pleads in a low voice, “Wifey~ Can I not sleep in the study today?” 
“You can consider sleeping on the streets.” 
“Well, I’ll sleep in the study, then.” 
At night, he abducts his freshly-showered wife into the study. She shrieks, “Sheng Nanxuan! What are you doing?!"
“Sleeping… in… the… study!”
The next day, his wife dashes out of the room with tears in her eyes and a sore waist. That isn’t what she meant by “sleeping in the study”…

Ditsy Wife: Mysterious Husband is Unfathomable

  Sheng nanxuan, a man, carried the child and hid in the back, while Gong mo, a woman, stood in front of him! This was the complete opposite!


  He pointed at Sheng nanxuan.  you let a woman protect you. Do you feel bad? "


  "What's there to be embarrassed about?" Sheng nanxuan smugly said, " she's my wife! An old single dog like you will never understand this kind of happiness."


   pfft-" Yu Qingliu was internally injured.


  So what if he was single? Single dogs are still dogs! What right did they have to discriminate against him?


   waa waa waa.  little Hu Zi was hungry and protested.


  "Stop it!" Gong mo hurriedly said. If you want to make a scene, go to the side and give me the child!"


  "Eh." Sheng nanxuan dodged her hand.  I'll go with you. Don't bother about him. Who knows what's wrong with him? "


  "I've gone crazy?" Yu Qingliu followed him unhappily.  Sheng nanxuan, I have something to tell you! 


How can you have such a crazy thought?